'Twas one Friday night in January last year when the
owner of Miami's longest-running holiday festival failed miserably in his
attempt to mack on a woman at a limo company.Brian Shechtman, who along with his brother has operated Santa's
Enchanted Forest since 1984, had dialed Aventura Limousine t ... More >>
Did you spend your morning elbowing middle-aged women in the gut at Best Buy while fighting over the last XBox 360?
If you did, you are going to hell. You are not a good human being. You are a brainwashed byproduct of hyperconsumerism. Nevertheless, we hope Just Dance 3: Exclusive Katy Perry Ed ... More >>
Behold Black Friday!
No doubt, the day after Thanksgiving belongs to the Devil. The sun becomes a black hole. Unrepentant gluttons suffer atop overflowing toilets. And endless legions of zombified shoppers stalk the malls and big-box stores in search of awesome deals that might set them free from S ... More >>
Black Friday deals this year will be even better than usual. According to Bloomberg, if customers bought everything on the Toys "R" Us circular this year, they would save $12,500, up from $11,000 last year. Stores are opening earlier, giving you and the other ravenous holiday deal shoppers even more ... More >>
Ugh, Black Friday. It's a nauseating, cross-country display of hyperconsumerism at its apex, retail's official kickoff to "the holiday season" and all it entails: generic Christmas songs, drastically reduced sale prices, parking-lot fender-benders, and never-ending checkout lines.
Whether you c ... More >>
The unsung victims of the bizarre display of capitalism we call Black Friday? The hundreds of thousands of retail workers who have their Thanksgiving marred by having to get show up to work later that night to prepare.A worker at a Target in Palm Beach was so exhausted after working her Black Fri ... More >>
For many Americans, this Thursday will be a day of thankful reflection over a meal the size of which a third-world family has never seen. But according to the National Retail Federation, about 152 million of those folks (that's about half the population) can be expected to line the cold shopping ... More >>
via twitter.com/nickiminajIt's been a crazy couple of weeks for Nicki Minaj.
The Sunday before Nicki dropped her highly anticipated debut album, Pink Friday, MTV aired a documentary titled My Time Now that gave us a 24/7 eye into her life.
Then Team Barbie took over Time Square on Black ... More >>
Courtesy Romanico's ChocolatesThe Miami Sushi chocolate and candy box from Romanico's ChocolatesHere are some Black Friday deals for those who have a hankering for specialty food products or for those hoping to get the perfect gift for the foodies in their life. Even better: none of these deals r ... More >>
FacebookBlack Friday is a vicious "holiday." It's a wretched display of hyper-consumerism, and anyone--who isn't homeless--that spends the night outside of a big-box retailer deserves to choke on a wishbone. Saving a few bucks on a 42-inch LCD television is rad, but not if you risk giving passers ... More >>
From Black Friday through Sunday,
Angelique Euro Cafe, in Coral Gables, will offer what they're
calling a "Turkey Detox Weekend Brunch." Chef LeRoy
Bautista's a la carte offerings are limited, but you can try a Belgian waffle ($10) that
comes one of three ways: Nutella and seasonal berries, peanu ... More >>