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Bill O'Reilly: Vets Don't Live Under Bridges. Right?

Blogging Bristol Palin's Baby Bump

Please Tell Us This Is a Meta-Spoof

"Popozao" and the Genius of K-Fed

Ted Turner and Bill O'Reilly Squabble Over Castro

Media magnate Ted Turner famously got the idea for CNN International from Fidel Castro, and he remains unabashed in his admiration for the dictator. Turner made his debut on The O'Reilly Factor last night, and for once we are actually agreeing with Bill O'Reilly. Turner says he admires the bearded o ... More >>

Stacey and Friends

Four characters in search of a talk show.

Letters from the Issue of November 1, 2007

"Calling an illegal alien an undocumented worker is like calling a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist"

Cage Rage

It was outlawed. Now it's popular and one of the nation's best teams is just up the road.

Radical Chick

You can't tell Natalie Maines to Shut Up & Sing

Letters from the Issue of July 27, 2006

“Children are pawns used to expand bank accounts”

Get Inside!

Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

Savage Station

WFTL-850 AM was an oasis of local talk; now it's just another haven for hate

None Like It Lame

Connie and Carla models a classic, but ends up being a drag

War on War Songs

Iraq and roll don't go together well when rockers protest

Card Shark

A Delray Beach businessman has made quite a splash. But is he all wet?

Columbine Harvester

Michael Moore goes threshing about in search of fear itself

Elian Plus One

An INS agent discloses blatant anti-Cuban sentiment surrounding last year's raid, and apparent attempts at a coverup. The result? He's threatened.

Florida Was Adam Lambert Country

Last night America found out the results in what many were too quick to paint as the next battle of the culture wars: American Idol's Adam Lambert vs Kris Allen. Possibly gay, probable chonga, California-bred Lambert came into the final as the Favorite against the young, Christian, no ... More >>

Rick Sanchez and Bill O'Reilly Get in Media Catfight

Best Of is coming up, and I'm sure that's always Rick Sanchez's favorite issue. After all, back in the days of Rick's time on WSVN, we used to have a category called "Least Credible News Personality" that he won so many times we named it after him. But ever since Rick went to CNN and got Twitter-ob ... More >>

The Week That Was: "Best of" Week Ever

In honor of New Times Best of Miami issue, we've decided to wrap up things on Riptide this week by awarding our posts this weeks with completely meaningless merits. Click through to find out who wins. I'm sure you'll be super surprised.  Best Media hissy fit involving Bill O'Reilly and R ... More >>

Top Ten Thursdays: Top Ten Songs for Obama Haters

via rpof.orgJim Greer thinks censorship is very American.​All summer long I have gone shit-house-rat-crazy observing the likes of Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove and the rest of The Right's evil elite dispense fear-mongering falsehoods in a desperate attempt to stop some much nee ... More >>

Battle of the Blowhards: Keith Olbermann vs. Glenn Garvin

via the front page of The Herald's website todayGarvin, who's taking part in The Herald's weird Biggest Loser-esque "thing," getting back to his fighting weight.​MSNBC's Keith Olbermann has this terribly annoying habit of self-righteously addressing any criticism directed against him in overly dra ... More >>

Idol Chatter

Say you wanted to kill someone you admire -- not that we're advocatin'.

Spike Lee in Miami to Teach Filmmaking and to Slam America's Inept Disaster Response

​Asked the difference between his characters and Hollywood's, director Spike Lee answered, "Mine are real." Lee has made it his cinematic mission to accurately portray being black in America. In one of his first films, Do the Right Thing, he sketched a rich portrait of racial tension in a Brooklyn ... More >>

Palin and Beck killed 'em in Tucson

​Asked the difference between his characters and Hollywood's, director Spike Lee answered, "Mine are real." Lee has made it his cinematic mission to accurately portray being black in America. In one of his first films, Do the Right Thing, he sketched a rich portrait of racial tension in a Brooklyn ... More >>

Boy Writes Miami, Pissing Off Yelp and Others Along the Way

​"[Reviews] aren't the place for rants about matters that don't address the core of the normal customer experience," wrote a lady named Alma on Yelp. She was reprimanding Orlando Winters for a review on the site. This is not surprising, considering his reviews usually approach near absurdity. But ... More >>

Strings Attached

​"[Reviews] aren't the place for rants about matters that don't address the core of the normal customer experience," wrote a lady named Alma on Yelp. She was reprimanding Orlando Winters for a review on the site. This is not surprising, considering his reviews usually approach near absurdity. But ... More >>

Florida Republican Congressman Wants to Investigate Rep. Weiner's Alleged Bulge Picture

​Republican Congressman Cliff Stearns of Ocala is very interested in his Democratic colleague Anthony Weiner's alleged bulge pictures. More specifically, he's interested in making sure that members of congress are safe from cyber attacks and hacking. Stearns was on Bill O'Reilly last night and sai ... More >>

Odd Future, We Hate You and Your Youthfulness

​"What's you name?" Tyler Okonma asks an audience member in Minneapolis. The guy in the crowd introduces himself as Melvin. Naturally, Okonma replies, "I fucking hate you, Melvin." In a 12-month span, Tyler, The Creator, and his gang of street punks have gone from relative West Coast obscurity t ... More >>

Odd Future at the Fillmore Miami Beach October 31

​"What's you name?" Tyler Okonma asks an audience member in Minneapolis. The guy in the crowd introduces himself as Melvin. Naturally, Okonma replies, "I fucking hate you, Melvin." In a 12-month span, Tyler, The Creator, and his gang of street punks have gone from relative West Coast obscurity t ... More >>

Black Celebs Don't Get Off As Easy As Kinky Marv Albert

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why he deserves the Marv Albert treatment.Two weeks ago, I was with my wife watching the Tennessee Titans play t ... More >>

Black celebs need the Marv Albert treatment

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why he deserves the Marv Albert treatment.Two weeks ago, I was with my wife watching the Tennessee Titans play t ... More >>

Victoria Jackson's excellent Tea Party adventure

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why he deserves the Marv Albert treatment.Two weeks ago, I was with my wife watching the Tennessee Titans play t ... More >>