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Bill Belichick

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2013

    Tim Tebow Would Actually Make a Perfect Lt. Gov. for Rick Scott

    Yesterday in a column torn to shreds by our northern brethren over at the Pulp, Palm Beach Post columnist Frank Cerabino suggested that Tim Tebow would make an excellent choice for Rick Scott's next lieutenant governor. Hold your groans. It's actually a brilliant idea. So elegant, so bold, so perf ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 8, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode One: Thank God For Chad Johnson

    Thank God for Chad Johnson. Last night, the "Look At Me" wide receiver was the star of the first episode of Hard Knocks: Training Camp With The Miami Dolphins on HBO. You get the feeling the Dolphins brain trust of General Manager Jeff Ireland and Head Coach Joe Philbin picked up the boisterous play ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 11, 2011

    Tony Sparano Crowned Second Least Popular Coach Among NFL Players

    ​Don't feel bad about not having much love for Dolphins coach Tony Sparano. NFL players don't like him much either.The Sporting News polled 111 current players on which coach they'd least like to play for, and Sparano came in second, just one vote behind NY Giants coach Tom Coughlin.

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    Brady, Belichick Two Wins Away from Breaking Marino and Shula's Wins Record

    ​After 27 years, Dan Marino's record for most yards in a single season is expected to be overtaken. Even Marino admits as much. But another Marino record will almost surely be broken this year.With 116 wins together with the Dolphins, Marino and Don Shula hold he NFL record for most wins by a QB a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2011

    Top Ten Sports Cheaters of All Time: From Steroid-Pumpers to Ball-Grabbers

    Soccer player Vinnie Jones executing a clever "ball tackle"​For more than a week, Riptide has brought you the shady plays that have turned Krop High School into a basketball powerhouse: recruiting players, inventing addresses, changing official records, and -- of course -- threatening journalists. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 22, 2010

    Is This Nike's Hideously Teal-Heavy New Dolphins Uniform?

    ​Like any good conspiracy, it started with a post on an obscure message board in the dead of night. "Apparently these are the designs for the 2012 season," a poster named Xohmin wrote casually before dropping dozens of links to legit-looking but mostly batshit crazy uniform prototypes for every NF ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2010

    Dolphins Host the Patriots Tonight: Keys To Victory

    Last week, it was against the Jets on Sunday Night Football. Tonight, it's the Patriots on Monday Night Football. That's two straight weeks the Dolphins face an AFC East rival in the national spotlight. Also, it's two straight weeks they face a team with an insufferable fanbase. So tonight is a must ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2010

    NFL Draft Live-Blog

    ​Here we go. Live-blogging the NFL Draft. Pretty much like watching the draft with someone as losery as yourself. Only on the Internet! This is the first time the NFL Draft is being held in primetime. Because you're not buying enough KFC Double Downs for your fatass kids dammit! Also, tonight is t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Win: Never Say Die!

    ​Just when you thought they were good and dead, the Miami Dolphins pull off one of the most satisfying, Scarlett-Johansson's-knockers-in-your-face awesome victories of the 2009 season. It came thanks in large part to Chad Henne, Vontae Davis, and a Dolphins team that simply won't die.On their firs ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2008

    More Dumb Dolphins Rumors: Could They Sign Mangini as an Assistant?

    Talk about burying an explosive detail. CBS Sports correspondent Mike Freeman has a column up today theorizing that recently fired Jets Coach Eric Mangini won't find himself with another NFL head coaching job anytime soon thanks to wide spread speculation that he ratted New England Coach Bill Belich ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2008

    The Dolphins' Ass-Kicking Prowess Has Gone International

    Holy sugartits is this a magical time to be a Dolphins fan! They're just displaying all kinds of dexterity in the ass-kicking department, as they did yesterday when they flew into Canada's Rogers Centre and delivered a beatdown to the rival Buffalo Bills. The Fins defeated Buffalo 16-3 in front of a ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 2, 2008

    Holy Crap! They Won?

    The Dolphins beat the Pats! Now it’s the Chargers’ turn.

  • Blogs

    September 25, 2008

    Pigs Fly, Dolphins Hailed as Innovators of the NFL

    To file under "Shit We Would Not Have Wagered A Single Nickel On One Week Ago": In offices cluttered with Xs-and-Os and in pungent locker-rooms across America, the nation's great offensive minds have been up late all week feverishly studying the latest mad geniuses of the National Football League. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2008

    The Dolphins Would Like to Invite the Naysayers to Eat a Dick Sandwich

    The Miami Dolphins shocked the world Sunday, defeating the mighty New England Patriots in Foxboro 38-13. Ronnie Brown accounted for all five touchdowns, leading the previously hapless Fins in their Ike Turner-esque bitch slap of the Patriots in New England. The victory ended the Pats' 21-regular sea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2008

    Picking First Sucks

    Bill Parcells confirmed with the New York Daily News last week that he is, in fact, willing to trade out of the first overall pick. We all would like him to do this for a number of reasons -- mainly to get more picks so he can have more flexibility to fix our numerous problems. Also, because there i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 5, 2008

    The '72 Dolphins Will Drink Their Champagne. And You Will Like It!

    As expected, thanks to the Giants' beat down of the previously undefeated Patriots, the 1972 Perfect Season Miami Dolphins were finally able to drink their annual champagne. The rest of the league's fan bases are annoyed by this seasonal ritual. Hey, fuck you, rest of the league's fan bases. Who giv ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2008

    Anyone But This Guy

    Here’s a rumor that made the rounds over the weekend and simply refuses to die: "People close to former Vikings coach Mike Tice insist he will be named the Dolphins' head coach next week..." I’m all about trusting Bill Parcells with this team and letting him do his thing. But Mike Tice? Reall ... More >>

  • Diversions

    May 12, 2005

    BEST TRADE (SPORTS TEAM)

    A.J. Feeley from the Philadelphia Eagles to the Miami Dolphins

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