Oh hooray! The Dolphins beat a pathetic two-win team to prolong our chances for an evenly average season. Fantastic. Ryan Tannehill played flawlessly, Reggie Bush threw down his anaconda sexual organ and the Dolphins trampled a pathetic Jaguars team 24-3. Woooooooooooo!
Despite all of the hootin', hollerin', and mouth-breathin' about "Obamacare," communism is nowhere near making a comeback. Let's review the facts: It's been more than 20 years since David Hasselhoff rubbed his gargantuan wienerschnitzel all over the crumbling Berlin Wall. China went so far to the f ... More >>
A funny thing is happening with this year's installment of Hard Knocks. Previous seasons focused on obvious, larger-than-life coaching personalities in Rex Ryan, Herm Edwards and Brian Billick, but the idea behind this year's inside look at the Dolphins was to cut out all that cute shit and pull bac ... More >>
This dude sucks.US Weekly is reporting that Team Edward is stabbing music in the heart and draining its blood. Evidently, PG-13 heartthrob and "accomplished blues guitarist" Robert Pattinson is in the midst of recording his first album. But the Twilight star isn't making a record for his teenag ... More >>
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro t ... More >>
Americans are stupid. We like stuff that sucks, lots of us at once. That's called pop culture. Later we look back on it and laugh. That's called VH1. The crappy music we once enjoyed all together as a nation is documented in the archives of the pop music charts.Thanks to the power of the Intern ... More >>
The Turkish-German culture clasher does White Room.
Dance giant Paul van Dyk gets down to his music's nuts and bolts.
Remember when America was so prosperous that we were debating ways of keeping our neighbors from breaking into our country to steal our crumbs? So much so that we were building a big fence- sort of like the Berlin Wall because that worked out so well for Germany?That was August- the good old days, w ... More >>
Join us as we try to hitch a ride to the island before the gold rush strikes.
Mysterious matter threatens one of the world's most important ecosystems
These films are far beyond Spartacus
Latin politics and Miami's filthiest rapper knock 'em dead in Austin
Despite uneven film quality, this year's festival was an unqualified success
How do we see the world, let us count the ways
After a legendary career as president of the Miami ACLU, John de Leon is heading even further south
In his native Cuba he was a film star. Here in the States he's just another car salesman with a dream.
With the FBI in pursuit, black activist Nehanda Abiodun a decade ago fled to Cuba, where she still dreams of fomenting a socialist revolution in the United States
A look at the last century in fragmented hope and despair
How can you tell where white Coconut Grove ends and black Coconut Grove begins? Just look for the barbed wire.
For more than fifteen years, master Castro imitator Armando Roblan has been sending up El Tirano
What could be more exciting and fulfilling than the life of a consul? Well, lots of things, actually.
Dream on, baby, that new swimming pool can be filled with tears