Barry White

Uncle Luke, as Part of Brew at the Zoo, May 4

Uncle Luke's Top Ten Booty Jams of All Time

Before Luther Campbell was Uncle Luke, he was Luke Skyywalker. But George Lucas sued him for violating copyright. And that's how the nasty boy went from car wars to Star Wars. The Lucas lawsuit was just the beginning of his infamy. Soon, Miami bass became the trunk rattle heard 'round the world. I ... More >>

Miami Named America's Sexiest City, and Third Most Romantic City by Amazon

You bought that 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant off of Amazon, didn't you? Because according to Amazon.com sales data, Miami is the sexiest city in America. Which means we buy more "sexual wellness" products off of Amazon per capita than any other city. That also helps make us the third most ro ... More >>

Bonding: Asian Fusion and Romance

In only a few weeks, Bond Trisransi, the man behind Calle Ocho's Mr. Yum and 2B Asia Bistro, has transformed a South Miami Avenue space sandwiched between Tobacco Road and the River Seafood & Oyster Bar into another of his whimsical, romantic fusion eateries. This time, Trisransi said he wanted ... More >>

Top Songs for F#$%ing, According to 2,000 Horny Music Nerds

Hey, honey, would you like to have sex? No, not tonight. I'd rather listen to Meatloaf. Yeah, we've never said that either, but turns out a lot of Spotify listeners think "Bat Out of Hell" is more enjoyable than actually orgasming. And that's not all the streaming platform uncovered with its recen ... More >>

"The Record" at MAM delves into vinyl's revolutionary history

Nate Dogg's Posthumous Porno: Wanna Watch?

​Prior to his untimely death last March, "G-Funk's most melodic homie" had several "hoes in different area codes." And on at least one occasion, he and his "Bad Girls" kept it "G-A-N-G-S-T-A" by shooting a homemade porno. According to TMZ, there is a Nate Dogg sex tape that's being "shopped arou ... More >>

Why Didn't Comedy Central Pick Up Kayne West's Alligator Boots Puppet Show?

​Well before Odd Future's Loiter Squad was picked up by Adult Swim, Kanye West tried tackling the sketch comedy beast on Comedy Central. However, his series never took off. In 2008, West partnered with longtime friend and fellow Chicagoan, Rhymefest, to develop Alligator Boots, a 30-minute puppe ... More >>

The Dining Room in SoBe is a dandy

Ten Songs Sexy Enough to Get a Lady Pregnant

Yes, those are tiny pregnant ladies in Barry White's hands.​When we set out to put this list together we thought, "Great, we're going to have a wide variety of songs!" That dream was shattered when we quickly realized white people don't know shit about bone jams. If the number of Wayans children ... More >>

Amazon: Miami is America's Sexiest City, Miami Gardens One of the Least Romantic

Miami loves their romance novels​Apparently Miami's reputation as a sexy city even extends to our book shelves. Based on sales data, Amazon.com has ranked Miami as one of the most romantic cities in America, and the number one sexiest. Which basically means we're buying a ton of sex toys off Amazo ... More >>

Boy meets man: Justin Bieber plays the American Airlines Arena December 18

Scott Storch raked in hip-hop millions and then snorted his way to ruin

Interview: Andrea Curto-Randazzo Gets The 10

Chef Andrea Curto-Randazzo​Now here's a gal who really knows her way around a kitchen: Chef Andrea Curto-Randazzo of Talula. She co-owns and co-cooks with husband Frank Randazzo and has been since June 2003, dishing up eclectic eats inspired by Italy, Asia and the Southwest. They labeled their sty ... More >>

The Florida Marlins Manatees shake two tons of booty

Keith Sweat

Slip-N-Slide's Qwote Plays Club Premier

The trip to Fort Lauderdale will be worth it.

Rick Ross Spins a New One

The Bo$$, Chief of Miami, Rick the Ruler will thrill ya.

Looking for Mr. Positive

Urban legend or reality, The Bugchasers seeks a spotlight

The Bars at Sunset Place

Mr. Kay

He's Miami's own Blind Lemon Jefferson, a musician extraordinaire

The Last DJ

Cocaine and Me: A Memoir

It all began when I got that job at the Mutiny Hotel

Payola on the Cheap

Bribing DJs used to be expensive, but now mere trinkets will do the trick

Lambchop

Aw Cmon/No You Cmon Merge

Glitter Schooled

Life lessons from Mutiny nights

BEST JUKEBOX

Beaches Bar & Grill

Soul Survivor

Old cool soul from Teddy Pendergrass

Drown in Champagne

El Puma packs more sensuality than a magnum of Veuve Clicquot

Joe Centorino

Personal Best

Best Open-Mike Night

Sundays at Shantel's Lounge

Hot Buttered Soulman

There's more to Isaac Hayes than "Chocolate Salty Balls"

Best Jukebox

Lost Weekend

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Calypso Carnival

Brash and bawdy, playful and provocative, an exotic art form gets a local showcase the Miami Calypso Show

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Heart and Soul

Miami's soul-music era may be over, but singers like Bobby Stringer are struggling to revive the genre

Gospel Truth

Pastors in South Dade's black churches have discovered one sure way to attract male membership: Start a choir

What's Soul Got to Do with It?

Five Variations on a Theme by Barry White

24 Hours a Stray

The Humane Society's animal rescue drivers work hard to save the wounded, to rescue the sick and abandoned. But usually the endings are not so happy.

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Aural Sex

This new release straddles the line between CD and seedy

Winslow Humor

He's Jimi Hendrix. He's Cheech. He's Chong. He's a human sound-effects machine.

Be My Guest

The music biz mixes and matches to line its coffers

Swelter

The Boogie Man Is Back