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  • Blogs

    May 2, 2012

    Serendipity 3's Cocktails: Penis-Shaped Candy, Warhol, and Now Miami

    Serendipity 3 has long been known as the ice cream parlor to the stars.  The decadent restaurant was opened in 1954 in a New York City brownstone and quickly became the place to see, be seen and eat ice cream.  Andy Warhol traded art for food, Jackie Kennedy Onassis tried (unsuccessfully) ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2012

    Pantsless Felon Jason Wayo Caught After Crime Spree, Shooting and Hiding In Woman's Closet

    ​What did you do this weekend? Unless you masterminded an international art theft caper or got into a fistfight with Mike Tyson over his love of Phil Collins, Jason Wayo can probably beat your story.The 34-year-old Sarasota County native was in court yesterday to answer charges that he went on an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 13, 2012

    Ladies, Looking for a Sensitive Dude? Well Pompano Beach is Ranked America's Sensitive Man Capital

    ​Ladies, are you sick of meeting South Beach douchebags who are about as emotionally numb as their nostrils after snorting a line? Tired of those Hialeah pigs who don't even consider your feelings when they're hollering at you from their '97 Nissans? Fed up with those Brickell pricks who think all ... More >>

  • News

    October 20, 2011

    Five annoying things Miamians do

    ​Ladies, are you sick of meeting South Beach douchebags who are about as emotionally numb as their nostrils after snorting a line? Tired of those Hialeah pigs who don't even consider your feelings when they're hollering at you from their '97 Nissans? Fed up with those Brickell pricks who think all ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2011

    Ten Really Annoying Things Miamians Need to Stop Doing Now

    Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

  • News

    September 22, 2011

    Indian Creek Village millionaires battle over their own crappy road

    Just kidding. There are no ushers in Miami movie theaters.​Our sister paper in New York City just published a list of ten things that city's citizens need to stop doing. But let's face it: Even when you consider the number of Williamsburg hipsters, Miamians are still way more annoying than N ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    Indian Creek Island's Millionaires Battle Over Maintenance of a Tiny Road

    The horror!​As America hurtles toward a second scoop of recession and you struggle to make ends meet, you should know this: Some of this nation's wealthiest citizens are squabbling over a minute stretch of asphalt. On a recent weekday, Riptide traversed where few plebeians without landscaping ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2011

    Miami Beach Getting Another Parking Garage Designed by a Star Architect, This Time Zaha Hadid

    ​In the architecture world, apparently you aren't anyone until you've designed a parking garage in Miami Beach. Frank Gehry, Herzog & de Meuron, and Arquitectonica have all designed structures to house visitors' vehicles. Now the city has announced it has commissioned another star architect, Z ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2011

    Does Bouygues, Contractor on the $1 Billion Port of Miami Tunnel, Have a $1 Million Yacht?

    According to a tipster, this is Bouygues's $1 million boat​These are dangerous times for the conspicuously wealthy. Overtaxed voters just threw out BMW-driving county mayor Carlos Alvarez. The outrage over George Burgess's $500,000 severance package is still palatable.But nothing brings out the pi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2011

    Tea Party Claims Victory in Alvarez Recall ...Uh, Wait, What?

    Fox News declares a Tea Party Revolt​"Tea Party Revolt: Miami Mayor Recalled," proclaims Fox News' Fox Nation website, while other Tea Party segments of the world wide web take glee in the ousting of Carlos Alvarez. True some of the politics involved share similarities: raising property taxes was ... More >>

  • News

    December 9, 2010

    Five SoFla projects that have snorted our taxes

    Fox News declares a Tea Party Revolt​"Tea Party Revolt: Miami Mayor Recalled," proclaims Fox News' Fox Nation website, while other Tea Party segments of the world wide web take glee in the ousting of Carlos Alvarez. True some of the politics involved share similarities: raising property taxes was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2010

    From 'Cat Killer' Probe to New Marlins Stadium: 5 Biggest Wastes of Taxpayer Money in 2010

    We all love baseball, but did we all really have to pay for a new stadium when Marlins owners had plenty of cash on hand?​Anger over public spending is all the rage these days. Unemployment checks? Undeserved. The Obama stimulus plan? An abomination. Now Carlos Alvarez is facing a fierce recall c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2010

    Mayor Carlos Alvarez Involved in Car Accident With Pregnant Woman

    photo by Kai Mork, via Wikimedia CommonsAlvarez has been known to favor expensive BMWs like this.You know that fancy new BMW Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez drives around town? The one that you, Miami-Dade taxpayer, helped pay for? Well, it seems it was in a bit of a fender-bender today. Alvarez was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2010

    Rock of Love Star Megan Hauserman Arrested for DUI on Way to Strip Club

    ​Megan wanted a millionaire, instead she got a DUI.Megan Hauserman, the prolific reality TV star, was arrested yesterday morning on Miami Beach for driving under the influence. At about 3:15 a.m. police observed her 2008 BMW weaving between lanes and traveling 75 mph in a 55 mph zone. Police ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2010

    100 Favorite Dishes: Pan Con Bistec at Enriqueta's Sandwich Shop

    Photo by Jose D. Duran​As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2010

    Drunk Dolphin Ronnie Brown Almost Hit an Oncoming Vehicle

    ​Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown's blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit when he was arrested for DUI last weekend in suburban Atlanta. Now reports suggest the football player lied to police and narrowly missed a head-on collision with another vehicle. Brown was dr ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 18, 2010

    Race the Sun

    ​Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown's blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit when he was arrested for DUI last weekend in suburban Atlanta. Now reports suggest the football player lied to police and narrowly missed a head-on collision with another vehicle. Brown was dr ... More >>

  • News

    February 11, 2010

    Coral Gables Police bought a $16,420 robot and other high-tech gadgets

    ​Dolphins running back Ronnie Brown's blood alcohol level was almost twice the legal limit when he was arrested for DUI last weekend in suburban Atlanta. Now reports suggest the football player lied to police and narrowly missed a head-on collision with another vehicle. Brown was dr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2009

    News Roundup: So Many Thieves; The U Breaks ESPN Ratings Records

    Feds yesterday arrested 30 people in three cities, including Miami, for Medicare fraud. Dr. Fred Dweck, 14 of his patients, and one unlucky guy who was photographed being handcuffed, man-tits and all, were among those arrested in Miami. [MLive | Herald]A thief is targeting churches an ... More >>

  • News

    July 30, 2009

    The Fugitive

    Sean Casey, who pleaded guilty to killing an elderly woman, claims a prominent lawyer urged him to flee.

  • News

    July 16, 2009

    'Til Death

    Why did a gay-rights activist stab her wife with a screwdriver 222 times?

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2009

    South Florida According to Brooklyn: Environmental Posers

    Photo by Justin Namon, thepopnessparty.comTo read past installments of South Florida According to Brooklyn, click here. What I'd like to talk about today is an event I went to last week at the Bank of America tower downtown in honor of Earth Hour 2009. A friend of mine was working the event, and cal ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 26, 2009

    French-Kiss the Black Lips with a Closed Mouth

    Photo by Justin Namon, thepopnessparty.comTo read past installments of South Florida According to Brooklyn, click here. What I'd like to talk about today is an event I went to last week at the Bank of America tower downtown in honor of Earth Hour 2009. A friend of mine was working the event, and cal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2009

    Father Hoes Best

    Wikimedia CommonsThe Sony Ericsson Open begins tomorrow on Key Biscayne, and that means the tennis world's most notorious one-man circus is coming to town. Forget the athletes; we're following Richard Williams, dad of the top-seeded sisters and Palm Beach Gardens residents Serena and Venus. Richard' ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2008

    An undisclosed amount of Norman Braman's millions goes to Heaven

    By now you've probably heard about Bernard Madoff, the scam artist who, by defrauding a bunch of banks and rich guys through a giant Ponzi scheme, cost the world $50 billion, essentially taking a steaming dump on the huge dump that already was our global economy.Among Madoff's prey were the rich of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 15, 2008

    Coked-Up Russian Tapes Himself Going 260 MPH

    Continuing the sad tradition of douchebag foreigners coming to Miami and being videotaped doing seriously fucked-up chemically enhanced things, this Russian decides it would be totally awesome to mug for the camera while endangering local drivers. For the first couple of minutes, this Soviet bro ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2008

    Last Night: Carlos Santana at Hard Rock Live

    Continuing the sad tradition of douchebag foreigners coming to Miami and being videotaped doing seriously fucked-up chemically enhanced things, this Russian decides it would be totally awesome to mug for the camera while endangering local drivers. For the first couple of minutes, this Soviet bro ... More >>

  • Film

    May 1, 2008

    Now Playing

    Deception

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2008

    The Ultimate Driving Experience

    Deception

  • Music

    May 31, 2007

    Oasis Lounge

    Deception

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2007

    Surprise! You've Been Towed!

    Deception

  • Blogs

    January 8, 2007

    Art Bomb

    Deception

  • Film

    November 9, 2006

    Heart Attack

    Attempting romantic comedy, Sir Ridley Scott conquers neither

  • Music

    April 6, 2006

    Five Deez

    Kommunicator (Rapster)

  • Music

    January 19, 2006

    Various Artists

    Kreucht & Fleucht: Mixed and Complied by Dominik Eulberg (Mischwald)

  • Music

    July 21, 2005

    Röyksopp

    The Understanding (Astralwerks)

  • Music

    December 30, 2004

    Basshead

    Optimist

  • Recreation

    May 15, 2003

    BEST PUBLIC PARK

    Gardens of Crandon Park

  • Calendar

    May 15, 2003

    Viva la Diva

    Baker shines immortal

  • News

    April 3, 2003

    Legal Indifference?

    Cournisha DeMonick's killing in North Miami recalls the slow pace of justice for Haitians

  • Culture

    February 6, 2003

    The Pain Train

    Two years later, a digital-video short film became an overnight ad sensation

  • News

    May 25, 2000

    Land of the Rich and Home of the White

    Morningside is supposed to be open to the public. So why is it closed off like a private club?

  • Recreation

    May 11, 2000

    Best Urban Bike Ride

    Venetian Pool to Bayfront Park

  • Dining

    December 23, 1999

    Dish

    Valet Disservice

  • News

    August 31, 1995

    Swelter 20

    Valet Disservice

  • News

    November 24, 1993

    Swelter 32

    Valet Disservice

  • Film

    March 11, 1992

    Kiefer Madness

    Valet Disservice

  • Music

    January 22, 1992

    Everything You Know Is Wrong

    Let our musical dictionary set you straight

  • Film

    January 8, 1992

    The Big Pill

    Let our musical dictionary set you straight

  • News

    October 16, 1991

    Drive Through

    Let our musical dictionary set you straight

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