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Flock Of Seagulls' Mike Score Talks New Wave Hair and Aliens

Mike Score is the mastermind behind A Flock Of Seagulls. Inspired by Bowie and Alice Cooper, he combined science fiction, hairspray, girl pants, makeup, guitars, and synths to start his band in 1979. Then he led his Flock around the world. Crossfade asked the man himself about the journey in advanc ... More >>

Ultra Music Festival's Can U Feel It Movie Premiere at Bayfront Park, March 21

​Last night's premiere of Can U Feel It, the new 45-minute documentary tracing last year's Ultra Music Festival, served as a sort of coronation of both Ultra and dance music in general. For one thing, there was the red carpet. Even a decade or so ago, the thought of electronic producers and DJs wa ... More >>

Sneak Peak at Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, Opening December 10

Photo by Alex RodriguezPearl circa 2011.​The iconic South Beach hot spot, Pearl Restaurant & Champagne Lounge, is making its official comeback December 10 -- six years after closing to the public.From 1999 to 2005, Pearl (second floor of Nikki Beach) was a favorite among A-List celebrities bac ... More >>

Design Miami/ Looks Like a Set From Mad Men (with Tron Flooring)

​Maybe the gallerists at Design Miami/ had Don Drapper on their mind. What other way to explain the seemingly unending parade of mid-century style work on display at just about every other both? And if the booths didn't seem like sets from Mad Men, many took cues from the arts and crafts movement. ... More >>

Afrobeta at Ultra Music Festival 2011 Day Two, March 26

​With Armin Van Buuren and Boys Noize blasting the grounds with unrelenting four-four, local act Afrobeta's early-evening set at the UMF Radio Stage provided some soothing audio balm. The mostly-local stage was practically hidden in a back corner of the park near the bay. But from the beginning, t ... More >>

First Angel Cast in Miami-set Relaunch of Charlie's Angels

​Television audiences are apparently totally sick of new and innovative concepts, so Hollywood has decided to give them crappy reworks of old shows. Yes, ABC is planning on bringing Charlie's Angels back to your boob tube but with some hot new twists: it'll be set in Miami and will be appropriatel ... More >>

Michael Caine Scraps Cuba Restaurant Plan Because He's Scared of Miami Backlash

Creative Commons photo via Robert Wade Actor/culinary communist Michael Caine​British actor Michael Caine is known for riveting performances in dozens of movies including The Dark Knight, Inception, Austin Powers: Goldmember, and, perhaps most Oscar-worthy, A Muppet Christmas Carol. The sil ... More >>

David Rivera Attacked as Bizarre Mr. Bean-Austin Powers Hybrid Monster

​The race to fill the empty seat in congressional district 25 is heating up, and lately things haven't been going Republican David Rivera's way. Most recently, an agency that he claimed on sworn documents employed him says it has no records of ever doing business with him. Now along comes Democrat ... More >>

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Silicon Beach: New Times Tweetup at KMP

Photo by Anthony JordonNew Times' Scenestress (@newtimesstreet) holding a so-called calorie-free cocktail.​The Miami New Times' Street Team joined KMP Furniture this past Friday evening for a face-to-face tweetup at the store on 6444 Biscayne Blvd. The event was more like a casual cockta ... More >>

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