On February 2, millions of people will watch Super Bowl XLVIII, as the Broncos face the Seahawks at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Some will watch to cheer their team to victory. We'll watch it for the commercials. And, with a 30-second spot going for around $4 million, you can bet the commercials ... More >>
What happens when your political career is blown to smithereens by an angry electorate and a billionaire car dealership mogul? If you're Carlos Alvarez, the former Miami-Dade mayor who was booted from office in the largest recall of a local politician on March 15, 2011, you become a Bizarro version ... More >>
Arnold returns — but do we still need him?
A lament for lost carnage — and coherence.
Britney Spears sells candy, not Starbucks and Doritos, in Japan.Typically the life cycle of a celebrity is pretty predictable. Before becoming famous, there's the usual batch of embarrassing commercials in order to break into show business and pay the rent without resorting to prostitution, ... More >>
We know the inner struggle you're having. Whenever you picture yourself voting Luther Campbell for Miami-Dade Mayor, there's a little persistent soundtrack playing in your head that causes hesitation: Oh, me so horny... So we put together this list to convince you that some totally ridiculous ... More >>
Obviously one overly tan, moderate governor of a large and sunny state would have the back of another. Yes, America's most famous action hero turned Governor, California' Arnold Schwarzenegger has bucked his own party and endorsed independent Crist through his Twitter.
From an Olympic champion to an honest-to-goodness queen, everybody has smoked pot.
The Sunshine State has the nation's stiffest pot penalties, but everyone seems to be lighting up.
What is up with El Comandante these days? Have Fidel Castro's handlers been slipping amphetamines into his banana pudding? Take a look at the rampage he's been on in the last month or so:
Remember back in 2003 when California elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor and the rest of the world was like, "Wow, what a strange world we live in." Well, he's still governor, and he doesn't have many nice words for Florida.While trying to talk up California's tourism industry at a Silicon ... More >>
The atmosphere at the Intercontinental Hotel in Downtown Miami last November during the Republican Governor's Conference was hopeful. The GOP governors where the only national wing of the party to actually gain membership in the 2008 election, and the line was it was th ... More >>
Completely embarrassed by the state of the national party it seems that the Republican Governors Association are engineering a takeover of the Bland Ol' Party. They have a nice new website asking for your money called The GOP Comeback with lots of pretty glamour shots of your favorite Republica ... More >>
You cant go wrong with Chicken n Porn at the UEG.
Morgan Spurlock makes us look bad, plus (separate!) films on baseball and steroids shine.
Breathe easy, Simpsons fans
The new, not-entirely-improved lifeguard shacks are making South Beach locals cringe
Jamie Lee Curtis is a cool mom
Force-feeding amounts to either animal farming or grotesque torture, but do our chefs give a duck?
Flex with the best
He may live in Miami Beach for now, but Anthony Kennedy Shriver has his eye on Tallahassee
Mi nombre es Róger Calero and yes, I will tax the rich by 100 percent!
Funnyman Gallagher gets ambitious
Bobcat Goldthwait is a total spaz, check him out
How will Hollywood react now that real life is more terrifying than fiction?
End of Days
The malling of American cinema has left audiences with little choice but to take their Prozac and like it