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Angelina Jolie

  • Blogs

    May 8, 2012

    There Is Nothing Cool About Karl Rove and Mitt Romney

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke says Mitt Romney and Karl Rove are a couple of uncool tools.Karl Rove's super PAC, American Crossroads, has issued a 46-seco ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 5, 2012

    I Want to Ride My Bicycle

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke says Mitt Romney and Karl Rove are a couple of uncool tools.Karl Rove's super PAC, American Crossroads, has issued a 46-seco ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2012

    Five Other Famous Body Parts That Deserve Twitter Accounts

    ​The 2012 Academy Awards are old news, but they have left us with at least one lasting legacy: @angiesrightleg.The Twitter account written from the point of view of Angelina Jolie's leg, which her dress scandalously exposed during the red carpet and ceremony, boasts over 26,500 followers this morn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2012

    Joan Rivers on Whitney Houston: "She Was Fair Game"

    ​Miami's Fashion Week boasts plenty of celebrities, but it's nothing like the stars who turn out for New York City's style sensation. And wherever there are A-list stars trying to look their best, you'll find Joan Rivers, mocking their efforts.The Fashion Police comedian had a front row seat at Ba ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2012

    Freak Show: Celebrity Myths, Deformities and Birth Defects

    ​Popular opinion suggests that celebrities are perfect, even superhuman. Take Angelina Jolie's flawless figure or Brad Pitt's Christ-like abs, for example. This Hollywood powerhouse pair is often heralded as the sexiest couple in the world. But what if Brad had webbed feet or Angelina was a herm ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2011

    Art Basel Bingo 2011: Play Along!

    ​Back in March, we debuted Ultra Bingo. The exploration of a subculture through a game of chance was more enjoyable that we thought it would be, so why not apply it to another major Miami event? So here you have it, Basel Bingo!Like its Ultra cousin, Basel Bingo is packed with (stereotypical) stu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 11, 2011

    Eat Street Films Miami Food Trucks, Short Order Blogger

    All photos by Laine Doss Latin Burger's Jim Heins shooting a segment for Eat Street​Eat Street, the Cooking Channel show that features America's best and craziest food trucks, was in Miami this weekend to film three of Miami's favorite food trucks. Mr. Good Stuff, Dim Ssam a Gogo and Latin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2011

    Drunk Estranged Married Couple's Shoot Out Ends When A Bullet Through a Washing Machine Floods the House

    ​As Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt taught us in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, sometimes the best marriage counseling for an estranged couple is, obviously, a high-powered gunfight in the middle of their home. An unnamed husband and wife up in St. Lucie County tried to rekindle their flame over the weekend aft ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2010

    David Arquette Tweets His Way Through Sad Midlife Crisis Outburst in Miami

    ​Following his separation from Courtney Cox, America's fourth or fifth favorite Friend turned cougar queen, David Arquette has developed a nasty habit of broadcasting his midlife crisis to the world. First he called into Howard Stern to discuss details of his sex life, and now he's cut out the mid ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2010

    Angelina Jolie and Hillary Clinton Condemn Koran-Burning Church, But Mayor Bloomberg Supports Congregation's Rights

    Pastor Terry Jones​Pastor Terry Jones and his small Gainesville church known as the Dove World Outreach Center will continue with their plans to burn copies of the Koran, the holy book of Islam, on the ninth anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attacks despite a growing backlash and warnings ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2010

    Wyclef Jean May Have Wasted Angelina Jolie's Preggers Donation On Carnival Float

    ​In his young bid to become Haiti's next president, Wyclef Jean has already weathered more criticism than Rick Santorum at a Dan Savage house party. Mostly, he's been hammered for his record running Yéle, his charity, which paid hundreds of thousands in fishy fees to Wyclef himself or his friends ... More >>

  • Film

    July 22, 2010

    Salt: Angelina Jolie's contradictions buoy the otherwise rote movie

    ​In his young bid to become Haiti's next president, Wyclef Jean has already weathered more criticism than Rick Santorum at a Dan Savage house party. Mostly, he's been hammered for his record running Yéle, his charity, which paid hundreds of thousands in fishy fees to Wyclef himself or his friends ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2010

    Dog Named "Christie Brinkley" Bestiality Case: What Not to Name Your Pet

    A Great Dane, A Christie Brinkley: Notice the Difference?​Last Friday, 64-year-old Armand M. Pacher of Aventura was arrested for suspicion of having sex with his female Great Dane. Pacher's lawyer says the whole thing is a miscommunication started by a bad joke. It doesn't help his case any, thoug ... More >>

  • Film

    May 20, 2010

    (100) Days of Summer Movies

    A Great Dane, A Christie Brinkley: Notice the Difference?​Last Friday, 64-year-old Armand M. Pacher of Aventura was arrested for suspicion of having sex with his female Great Dane. Pacher's lawyer says the whole thing is a miscommunication started by a bad joke. It doesn't help his case any, thoug ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2010

    World Resource Cafe Presents The Perfect Couple

    This is what a perfect couple looks like. Notice it bears no resemblance to Brad and Angelina.​World Resource Cafe has created  the "Perfect Couple", a two-for-$14 Happy Hour drink-and-food special available daily from 5:00 to 9:00 p.m. -- until February 14th. Guests will get to choose from t ... More >>

  • News

    October 8, 2009

    Find your inner animal at Fox's Sherron Inn

    This is what a perfect couple looks like. Notice it bears no resemblance to Brad and Angelina.​World Resource Cafe has created  the "Perfect Couple", a two-for-$14 Happy Hour drink-and-food special available daily from 5:00 to 9:00 p.m. -- until February 14th. Guests will get to choose from t ... More >>

  • Culture

    September 24, 2009

    Art Capsules

    This is what a perfect couple looks like. Notice it bears no resemblance to Brad and Angelina.​World Resource Cafe has created  the "Perfect Couple", a two-for-$14 Happy Hour drink-and-food special available daily from 5:00 to 9:00 p.m. -- until February 14th. Guests will get to choose from t ... More >>

  • Culture

    September 10, 2009

    Art Walk, Anyone?

    Babes, photos, and long-awaited drawings are just part of what you can see Saturday night.

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2009

    Make Me a Supermodel Returns with a Miami Catwalker

    We haven't been watching much Bravo since the last (and final?) season of Project Runway, but sort-of-vain local chef Jeff is still in the running on Top Chef. Now he'll have another Miami native joining him on the cable channel. Meet Laury, a 23-year-old "freelance model" who was born and lives in ... More >>

  • Film

    October 30, 2008

    Angelina Jolie in Changeling

    Clint Eastwood's latest takes on a serial killer and the system.

  • Film

    June 26, 2008

    Violence Is Golden

    With its secret boys' club and bloody good fun, Wanted has all of the fight with none of the guilt.

  • Film

    May 29, 2008

    Cannes: A jury divided unites around Laurent Cantet's schoolhouse drama

    With its secret boys' club and bloody good fun, Wanted has all of the fight with none of the guilt.

  • Film

    May 22, 2008

    Presenting the only Cannes awards that really matter: Ours.

    With its secret boys' club and bloody good fun, Wanted has all of the fight with none of the guilt.

  • Film

    May 22, 2008

    Summer Grows Up

    The season of big-budget bangs uses its brain.

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2008

    Magic City Kitty - Easy, Breezy, Beautiful....Cover Boy?

    The season of big-budget bangs uses its brain.

  • Home Entertainment

    February 28, 2008

    Move Along, Kids

    The season of big-budget bangs uses its brain.

  • Calendar

    February 7, 2008

    Before Madonna and Brangelina

    Josephine Baker set the benchmark for fabulosity.

  • Blogs

    November 10, 2007

    Evelyn McDonnell Can't Look Away from Cat Power: The Straight Q&A

    Josephine Baker set the benchmark for fabulosity.

  • Film

    June 21, 2007

    Mighty Heart, Mightier Spotlight

    Angelina Jolie kidnaps Daniel Pearl’s movie

  • Film

    June 7, 2007

    Romania 1, U.S.A. 0

    Americans get skunked at Cannes, notwithstanding Leo, George, Brad, and Angelina

  • Calendar

    May 3, 2007

    It’s a Family Affair

    International adoption gets dramatized

  • Music

    April 26, 2007

    Don't Even Mullet

    Why rock and roll's ugliest hairstyle needs to die a quiet death of neglect

  • Music

    February 22, 2007

    Ann Hampton Callaway

    Why rock and roll's ugliest hairstyle needs to die a quiet death of neglect

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2007

    Is Miami Suddenly Celebrity Starved?

    Why rock and roll's ugliest hairstyle needs to die a quiet death of neglect

  • Dining

    December 28, 2006

    Déjà View

    Same taste, same waste of space

  • Calendar

    September 28, 2006

    Your Epidermis Is Showing

    Same taste, same waste of space

  • Dining

    July 27, 2006

    Glory Be to Bread

    A Slice of Heaven delivers the goods

  • Film

    June 1, 2006

    Vince Charming

    Vaughn ensures an amicable Break-Up

  • Calendar

    May 18, 2006

    We Are the World

    Vaughn ensures an amicable Break-Up

  • Home Entertainment

    December 1, 2005

    Homewreckers on DVD

    Vaughn ensures an amicable Break-Up

  • Calendar

    August 25, 2005

    This V's for Valentina

    Vaughn ensures an amicable Break-Up

  • News

    May 26, 2005

    Excess Hollywood

    Some interesting horror flicks, a couple of relationship movies, and plenty of action save summer from sequels

  • Film

    November 25, 2004

    Call Him Al

    An epic story turns human -- and fallible -- in Oliver Stone's Alexander

  • Film

    September 16, 2004

    Days of Future Passed

    Sky Captain zooms back to a tomorrow that never was

  • Film

    January 1, 2004

    She's Gonna Have It

    In 2003 women continued to claim and transform the cinema

  • Culture

    September 13, 2001

    Feel His Pain

    Billy Bob has a simple plan: to sing about life and lovin' his wife

  • Film

    May 24, 2001

    Staying on Target

    Aiming for a familiar audience, the films of summer hope for more hits than misses

  • Film

    January 13, 2000

    The Prozac, Please

    Girl, Interrupted

  • Film

    May 6, 1999

    Tin Men

    Girl, Interrupted

  • Film

    January 21, 1999

    Love for Sale

    Girl, Interrupted

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