Andy Rooney

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2011

    The Miami Dolphins Even Suck at Sucking

    ​Finally, just when it mattered the least, when a win couldn't possibly do anything to change the fortunes of this season, this coaching staff, or this fan base's hopes, the Dolphins FINALLY pulled off a victory.Somehow, someway, led by one of the marionette puppets from Team America QB Matt Moore ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 7, 2011

    Andy Rooney's Five Best Food Rants (Video)

    CBSAndy Rooney eats his vegetables​Andy Rooney, the famous 60 Minutes commentator who spent 30 years doing essays for the Sunday evening news magazine, died on November 4th at the age of 92.Rooney retired just a month ago on October 2. According to 60 Minutes, Andy wrote and filmed 1,097 essays fo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2008

    Dolphins Manage to Beat Back Old Crappy Self, Win Fourth Straight

    Holy crap. That was close. For a while there, it seemed as if we were witnessing the return of the Shitphins. With just 4:30 remaining in a game that the Dolphins had been leading in all day, Oakland’s John Lee Higgins ran a Miami punt back 93-yards to pay dirt, giving the Raiders their first le ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2007
  • News

    August 23, 2007

    A Fish-Stomping Spree

    "Somebody stomping on a fish — it doesn't make sense how she would perceive that as abusive"

  • Music

    June 8, 1994

    A Few Bones to Pick

    Why the wildest man in rock and roll works for Rush Limbaugh

  • News

    January 26, 1994