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Alonzo Mourning

  • News

    May 3, 2012

    Luke's Gospel

    Free Metta World Peace.

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2012

    Metta World Peace Got Screwed By David Stern

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke stands up for Metta World Peace.I have a message for NBA overlord David Stern: Free Metta World Peace. The seven game suspension ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2012

    Heat Avoid Trap-Game by Beating the Kings, LeBron Does A Silly Dance

    The Miami Heat just won their seventh-straight game. Dwyane Wade has been a one-man wrecking ball during that time.And last night, in the Heat's 120-108 victory over the visiting Sacramento Kings, D-Wade brought his game to new ball-mashing mayhem heights, scoring 30 points on 11-of-16 shooting, get ... More >>

  • News

    December 22, 2011

    Liberty City coach Sam Johnson was a hero

    The Miami Heat just won their seventh-straight game. Dwyane Wade has been a one-man wrecking ball during that time.And last night, in the Heat's 120-108 victory over the visiting Sacramento Kings, D-Wade brought his game to new ball-mashing mayhem heights, scoring 30 points on 11-of-16 shooting, get ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2011

    Sam Johnson Helped Groom Miami's Best NFL Stars

    Alex IzaguirreLuther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell remembers the man who helped him start the Liberty City Optimist Club for inner-city kids.In 1989, Sam Joh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2011

    Phillippe by Philippe Chow SoFi Opening Friday

    ​When we spoke to Philippe by Philippe Chow's CEO Stratis Morfogen last week, he was waiting for the final Certificate of Occupancy on his South Beach location."The restaurant is ready. We're ready to put tablecloths on the tables", Morfogen told Short Order on the phone. The inspectors finally ca ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 3, 2011

    Steven Thiele, Gangsta Cybersquatter Sued By Miccosukee Tribe, Now Targets Zo's Summer Groove

    ​The "#1 Stunna" has chosen a new enemy. Three years ago, ex-con Steven Thiele was successfully sued by the Miccosukee Tribe of Indians after he bought the domain names miccosukeetribeofindians.com, miccosukeetribeofindiansofflorida.com, and billycypress.com, and tried to sell them to the tri ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2011

    Happy First Anniversary, LeBron, but We Might Need Some Marriage Counseling

    ​Happy first anniversary, LeBron James! It was exactly one year ago today when you got down on one knee sat on one seriously uncomfortable-looking wooden chair and announced before God and the entire ESPN-watching world your intention to enter an unholy union with Miami and our professional b ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 16, 2010

    Knick 'em in the Knees

    ​Happy first anniversary, LeBron James! It was exactly one year ago today when you got down on one knee sat on one seriously uncomfortable-looking wooden chair and announced before God and the entire ESPN-watching world your intention to enter an unholy union with Miami and our professional b ... More >>

  • News

    December 2, 2010

    Letters from the issue of December 2, 2010

    ​Happy first anniversary, LeBron James! It was exactly one year ago today when you got down on one knee sat on one seriously uncomfortable-looking wooden chair and announced before God and the entire ESPN-watching world your intention to enter an unholy union with Miami and our professional b ... More >>

  • News

    November 25, 2010

    Madeleine Kirsh: Grande Dame de Miami

    ​Happy first anniversary, LeBron James! It was exactly one year ago today when you got down on one knee sat on one seriously uncomfortable-looking wooden chair and announced before God and the entire ESPN-watching world your intention to enter an unholy union with Miami and our professional b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2010

    Obama Picketed by Gay Rights Activists with Boats & Weather Balloons: Five Lamest NObama Protests

    Ian Goldin/GetEQUAL.orgA GetEQUAL protester arrested earlier this year in D.C.​Yesterday afternoon, President Obama gazed out over Alonzo Mourning's yard in Coral Gables, past the brightly-painted garden gnomes, and said to himself: What the fuck are giant weather balloons doing here?At least that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2010

    Jimmy Buffett to Headline Fundraiser for Alex Sink

    ​Florida celebs seem to have no problem getting involved with national politics. Gloria Estefan held a found raiser at her house with President Obama. Alonzo Mourning is set to do the same on Monday. Part time resident Pharrell Williams partied with Bill Clinton at LIV for another fundraiser. What ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2010

    Pajama Pub Crawl In The Grove This Weekend

    Crazy Pianos, Crazy Pajamas -- could be fun​Put on your jammies this Saturday and head to Coconut Grove for the Great Grove Bed Race and Pajama Pub Crawl. Featured stops on the comfortable crawl will be Grove Spot; Sandbar Sports Grill; Tavern in the Grove; GreenStreet Cafe; Bice Bistro; Crazy Pia ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2010

    Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union Finally Take Relationship Public

    via Just Jared​Since at least 2008, Dwyane Wade and Hollywood hottie Gabrielle Union have kept their relationship on the down-low as Wade's heated divorce from the mother of his children slowly worked its way through the courts. Now that the divorce papers have officially been signed, Wade and Uni ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Clarifies That the Heat Losing Won't Be Anything Like 9/11

    via SI​It's apparently OK to use 9/11 metaphors only if you're a war-hawk politician on the campaign trail. Dwyane Wade had to find out the hard way. The Miami Heat star has apologized after an off-the-cuff comment to the media this past weekend made it seem like he was compari ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2010

    Penny Hardaway Wants to Come Back to the Heat

    ​Penny Hardaway has a lot to be proud of: four times an NBA All-Star, an Olympic gold medalist, and the world's most memorable basketball puppet. What he doesn't have, however, is a championship ring. Maybe that's why he wants to come out of retirement and play, once more, for the Heat.

  • Calendar

    July 8, 2010

    Waiting to Exhale

    ​Penny Hardaway has a lot to be proud of: four times an NBA All-Star, an Olympic gold medalist, and the world's most memorable basketball puppet. What he doesn't have, however, is a championship ring. Maybe that's why he wants to come out of retirement and play, once more, for the Heat.

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2010

    Free Agency: Heat Has Already Contacted Amare Stoudemire and Chris Bosh

    ​The NBA's free-agency period began at midnight, which means we can finally start getting some facts to go with all of the insane rumors and mindless speculation. Our Miami Heat, which has basically put all of its eggs in this year's free-agency basket, is already hard at work trying to woo big na ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2010

    Miami Falls to Sixth on List of Most Charity-Conscious Cities

    ​Each year, Charity Navigator compiles a list of which American cities' major local charities perform the best and ensure that donors' money actually ends up going to the intended cause.Last year, Miami came in first place. This year, the Magic City fell a bit, to sixth out of the 30 met ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2010

    Donations to Haiti Aid Top $150 Million, Exceeding Katrina Figures

    Talia Frenkel​Including an unprecedented surge of text message donations, people have now contributed more than $150 million to earthquake relief in Haiti, according to figures released yesterday by The Chronicle of Philanthropy. That's five times the amount donated in the days immediately after t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2009

    Top Ten of the Decade: Miami Sports Moments

    Riptide 2.0's regular sports commentator and FinsNation blogger Chris Joseph looks back at the top ten Miami sports moments of the decade. Low points like the Miami Dolphins crappy performance and the after-thought known as the Florida Panthers didn't make the cut. Sorry. ​10. Canes BaseballCoach ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 29, 2009

    Don’t Sit in the Balcony

    Riptide 2.0's regular sports commentator and FinsNation blogger Chris Joseph looks back at the top ten Miami sports moments of the decade. Low points like the Miami Dolphins crappy performance and the after-thought known as the Florida Panthers didn't make the cut. Sorry. ​10. Canes BaseballCoach ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 21, 2009

    News Roundup

    Manny Diaz is going to try bringing Miami 21 before the commission again, and is confident it will pass this time. [Herald]Miami, along with 27 other cities, has made the shortlist US's shortlist to host World Cup Games. All that needs to happen now is for the US to actually win the World Cup bid. [ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 12, 2009

    Does Miami Really Have a Shot at Hosting the World Cup? Pepe Diaz Says Yes

    When Riptide saw the news this week that an all-star band of celebrities and local power-players -- including the always busy Emilio Estefan and Alonzo Mourning -- was trying to bring the World Cup to Miami, we were tempted to laugh it off as a pipe dream.via Wikimedia CommonsWill this envelope say ... More >>

  • News

    July 9, 2009

    Dwyane's Disaster

    The Miami Heat superstar sure picked a dubious business partner.

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    Janet Reno High School's Fightin' Janet Renos Might Never Get to Fight

    Imagine it. Every year, hundreds of parents in North Miami kiss their daughters goodbye as they're decked out in their finest sparkly pink minidresses and heading to their first prom, and then the mothers smirk: "Have fun at your Janet Reno dance party.""What are you talking about, Mom? Why do you h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2009

    From the Desk of Patrick James Riley

    WikicommonsDear Chicago, please trade us Derrick Rose for Michael Beasley...Dear Memphis, please trade us O.J. Mayo for Michael Beasley...Dear New Jersey, please trade us Brook Lopez for Michael Beasley...Dear Minnesota, please trade us Kevin Love for Michael Beasley...Dear L.A. (no, the other L.A.) ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2009

    Bill Clinton Charms the Fontainebleau

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2008

    Over The Weekend - Bass Museum of Art, Warped Tour and Zo's Summer Groove

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2008

    Trial For New Marlins Stadium Starts Next Week

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2008

    NBA Free Agency Starts Today But Everyone Knows It Really Starts in 2010

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2008

    The Party Crasher - Dwyane Wade is Celebrated, and for Good Reason

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2008

    The Party Crasher - Broker Boxing Federation Attracts 1,500 to Mansion, Including the Mournings and Brooke Hogan

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2007

    Weekly News Wrap - Crist, Fidel, Entertainment Scabs and more

    As easy as he is to mock with decades-old jokes, we've got to hand it to Bill Clinton -- the dude can warm a room like Wayne Newton on crystal meth.  Not that last night's Fontainebleau crowd was a hostile audience. About 300 of Miami's glitterati -- among them sunglass mogul and philanthropist Sa ... More >>

  • News

    August 30, 2007

    The Lexus Leprechaun

    Miami Police Chief John Timoney is just another lucky Irishman

  • Calendar

    July 12, 2007

    Groove with You

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • Calendar

    November 23, 2006

    We Want Mo’ Zo!

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • Calendar

    March 30, 2006

    The Bucks Stop Here

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • Calendar

    March 16, 2006

    The Pluck of the Irish

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • Calendar

    June 9, 2005

    It's a Poinciana Party

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • News

    December 9, 2004

    Effloresce and Deliquesce

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • Calendar

    September 30, 2004

    Grape Tidings

    Zo brings charitable fun for everyone

  • News

    January 9, 2003

    Letters from the Issue of January 9, 2003

    My life as a punk, continued

  • Diversions

    May 17, 2001

    Best Heat Player

    Anthony Mason

  • Calendar

    July 16, 1998

    Night & Day

    July 16 - 22, 1998

  • News

    June 11, 1998

    His Brilliant Career

    Brett Perriman's gridiron days with the Dolphins may be over, but his commitment to the community where he grew up is just beginning

  • Music

    July 17, 1997

    Into the Night

    Brett Perriman's gridiron days with the Dolphins may be over, but his commitment to the community where he grew up is just beginning

  • Calendar

    January 2, 1997

    Calendar for the week

    Brett Perriman's gridiron days with the Dolphins may be over, but his commitment to the community where he grew up is just beginning

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