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    December 28, 2012

    New Year's Day 2013: A Miami Brunch Guide

    January 1st: the only day of the year when the government sanctions our hangovers with paid time off. After overindulging in bottles of cheap champagne and a river of Red Bull vodkas, there's nothing better than an oversized midday meal to soothe your aching head and rumbling tummy. And if your cra ... More >>

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    February 6, 2012

    Super Bowl Hangover? The Ten Best Remedies

    Feel like crap? Try one of these.​The Super Bowl was amazing. The Giants won, Madonna pouted, and you partied...and partied...and partied.Now it's Monday morning and you're feeling like something fished out of a drain. You overindulged and now you're paying the price.  You could call in sick ... More >>

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    December 28, 2011

    Bytox Hangover Patch Doctor: I Drank 12 Shots of Tequila and Felt Great

    ​We here at Short Order have been through just about every hangover remedy available to mankind -- honey, Advil, Alka-Seltzer, Gatorade, more booze, Red Bull, and some crazy drink that you're actually supposed to mix with alcohol.  While they all work eventually, there's still that initial do ... More >>

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    March 1, 2011

    SBWFF 2011: Craziest Moments From The Festival

    Laine Doss Paula Deen mistakes Tyler Florence for a honey glazed ham.The South Beach Wine & Food Festival is over for another year and all across South Beach workers are furiously tearing up the giant tents, chefs are soaking their feet and people are guzzling Alka-Seltzer. The festival a ... More >>

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    July 29, 2010

    ILLEGAL from Terry Greene Sterling

    Read a penetrating chapter from former Phoenix New Times investigative reporter Terry Greene Sterling's book: ILLEGAL: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone.

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    March 24, 2010

    Lazy Breakfast at La Marea at the Tides

    Paula NiñoCoctel de camarones​Feeling like you're on vacation without leaving town is always a good thing. And you can definitely feel like you're on vacation when dining under the sun with all the tourists at a nice hotel on Ocean Drive. La Marea at the Tides South Beach launched the "Lazy Break ... More >>

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    March 16, 2009

    Calle Ocho 2009 Recap: I Know It Hurts

    Ian WitlenThe lovely ladies of Calle Ocho. Click here to view the full slideshow.Perhaps you woke up this morning, mouth tasting like the lining of a birdcage only with the texture of sandpaper. You used a nearby crowbar to pry open one eye.  When you eventually made it to the bathroom you saw ... More >>

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    August 19, 2008
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    October 18, 2007

    Not Shaken or Stirred

    Skip the martini and sip some sherry instead

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    December 22, 2005

    Dangerous Work

    Clean up at UM and you just might get burned

  • Culture

    April 29, 2004

    The Horror, the Horror

    A frightful journey into the art of darkness

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    February 1, 1996
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    June 3, 1992
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    August 14, 1991

    Hamburger Helper

    Soggy Whopper? Icy fries? Call Burger King's free consumer-relations hotline, any time of day or night. Just don't mention the ferret.