Each year 'round the holidays, Crossfade readies itself to receive an influx of letters from Miami-Dade County hip-hop heads asking the one question that plagues rap fans around the country: What should we stuff our favorite rapper's stocking with this year?
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Elizabeth Garner (name has been changed) is a complete hottie, even by South Beach's ridiculously tough standards. Her butt sits high and tight, her arms are defined, her tummy's toned and her thighs are lean and muscular. She wouldn't mind me saying that she has a great rack, too. Peering through s ... More >>
Crossfade's rider demands a fountain of pink Kool Aid.After the money, sex, and drugs, the best part of being a rock star is the ability to ask for absolutely anything -- even shit you don't really want -- and then throw a nuclear-strength temper tantrum when you don't get it.
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Try, if you can, to imagine a grosser Burning Man. Not that the annual, drug-fueled New Age neverland orgy isn't gross. It is. But in addition to the week-long, middle-of-nowhere mass discharge of bodily fluids onto crystals, Burning Man also has mind-boggling works of art and provides a unique, ... More >>
The Black KeysThis Sunday night the Fillmore Gleason is gonna rumble with the roar of The Black Keys. The Akron-born two-piece -- which consists of Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney -- is hitting to road in support of their upcoming LP, Brothers. New Times sent over a few quick questions via email; he ... More >>