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Top Ten Animals Dancing to Dubstep

​Dubstep is officially one of those genres that started out as one thing, ended up another, and now nobody can tell if music (as a whole) is even good. Maybe it's great? But it's probably terrible. With Skrillex's pop canonization by the Grammys, there isn't a lone old-timey basshead who hasn't y ... More >>

Five Very Masturbatory Music Videos from the '80s and '90s

​Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God invent ... More >>

Reader mail: "Global warming no longer exists!"

​Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God invent ... More >>

Earthly Girls are Easy

​Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God invent ... More >>

Church Lady Blues

​Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God invent ... More >>

Ten Years After Elian, Alex Penelas is Back at County Hall

​Ten years ago this past June 28, Elian Gonzalez was returned to his father in Cuba and Alex Penelas' rising political star imploded. Miami-Dade's then-county mayor dug his own grave in 2000. Sure he won a second term as mayor, but he double crossed Al Gore during the presidential election and the ... More >>

Transit Lounge Celebrates Our Independence This Weekend

​Who loves summer time? I know I do. Sure, it's hotter than hell in SoFla these days (next time they'll listen to you, Al Gore), and with a humidity index of, like, 975, opening the front door is practically like taking a shower, only in your own sweat. But it's that wonderful, magical time of yea ... More >>

Al Gore is finally free from Tipper

​Who loves summer time? I know I do. Sure, it's hotter than hell in SoFla these days (next time they'll listen to you, Al Gore), and with a humidity index of, like, 975, opening the front door is practically like taking a shower, only in your own sweat. But it's that wonderful, magical time of yea ... More >>

Al Gore Can Get Freaky Now That Tipper's Gone

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke discusses Al Gore's sex scandal and his pending divorce from wife Tipper.​I want to congratulate former Vice President ... More >>

Pink's "Dear Mr. President" Gets Al Gore Hot and Bothered in a New Sex Scandal

Photo by AFP/GETTY​This could possibly be the weirdest sex scandal ever released. As you may have heard, according to the Washington Post, a police report has just been found which lists Al Gore (yes, that Al Gore) as the suspect in a complaint reporting unwanted sexual contact.Apparently, the for ... More >>

Mario Joins Meatless Monday Movement

Lee KleinCome Monday, just say no.​It's not quite as dramatic a step as it sounds: Every Monday, each of Batali's establishments will proffer at least two vegetarian options, be it entrees, pastas, pizzas, or whatnot (and we hear he makes an incredible vegan whatnot).These dishes will be designate ... More >>

Every You Launches Kickstarter Project to Fund Video and Studio Time

Photo by Kaitlin RobinsonEvery You isn't just taking this fundraising thing sitting down​For the uninitiated, Kickstarter.com is one of the smartest ideas for a website since Al Gore invented the Internet. Its goal would probably appeal to our former Vice President: helping creative people get the ... More >>

Current TV: Is Miami Just Beaches, Boobs, and Drinking?

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, founded Current TV. You might have heard of it, considering two journalists affiliated with the channel were held captive in North Korea until Gore's old boss Bill Clinton went to save them.So sometimes the channel is home to important, hard-hitting global journali ... More >>

An Author We’re Dying to Meet

Al Gore, inventor of the Internet, founded Current TV. You might have heard of it, considering two journalists affiliated with the channel were held captive in North Korea until Gore's old boss Bill Clinton went to save them.So sometimes the channel is home to important, hard-hitting global journali ... More >>

News Roundup

State Farm, the State's largest private property insurer, will stop insuring property in Florida. [NY Times]This seems to be a major thing, but Gov. Charlie Crist is just saying things like, "I don't really care." [Naked Politics]But, that's ok, he was too busy vetoing budget cuts today. Schools get ... More >>

Nelson Wants To Make Sure Lil' Lieberman Doesn't Make a Fuss

via Ybor City Stogie Yeah it's all insider baseball type stuff that most voters don't care about, but I am pretty sure Floridians didn't elect Bill Nelson on a platform of Save our Liebermans. After the weird psychodrama that has been Joe Lieberman's political life of the past few years (lossing a ... More >>

That Guy Who 'Lost' Florida in 2000 Coming Back For Obama

via Ybor City Stogie Yeah it's all insider baseball type stuff that most voters don't care about, but I am pretty sure Floridians didn't elect Bill Nelson on a platform of Save our Liebermans. After the weird psychodrama that has been Joe Lieberman's political life of the past few years (lossing a ... More >>

Monsters of Miami: Current's Take On Miami's Homeless Sex Offenders

via Ybor City Stogie Yeah it's all insider baseball type stuff that most voters don't care about, but I am pretty sure Floridians didn't elect Bill Nelson on a platform of Save our Liebermans. After the weird psychodrama that has been Joe Lieberman's political life of the past few years (lossing a ... More >>

Fix The Green, Love The Green

Get off your butt, you lazy environmentalists!

’Twas the Day Before Christmas

And mama needs a massage, stat!

Jungle Fever

And mama needs a massage, stat!

Keepin’ It Reel

Meet a master documentarian

Go Green

’Cause good planets are hard to find

Sympathy for the Devil

Even horny horse whisperers get off in Sundance docs

Bad News with Al

Even horny horse whisperers get off in Sundance docs

Fahrenheit 2050

Al Gore takes on the other imminent threat to America

Gonzo Gore

The ex-vice prez sure can talk. Who knew?

The real Cuba, the indie scene, the bombshell barfers, and how Cubans made Miami

Letters from the Issue of July 21, 2005

BEST DISAPPEARING ACT

Alex Penelas

Park Strife

Quit bitchin', it's finished

The 3% Man

Ralph Nader looks at Florida and sees a decadent Democratic Party

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of July 19, 2001

Blow Up the Box

TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chad

My big adventure inside the counting room

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of November 30, 2000

The Untold Story

Guess who's coming to vote? Guess again.

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of November 23, 2000

Collision Course

On one side are politicians and influential business interests. On the other are environmentalists and some very wealthy private citizens. In the middle is Homestead Air Force Base. Dead ahead: An explosive confrontation.

The Dead-End Kid

Alex Penelas has gone AWOL, and the Democratic Party faithful are furious

The Morning After the Night Before

Three scenes from a botched election

Honk If You Like Chickens

The Green Party stumbles toward election day

DeFede: Deconstructing Alex

He billed himself as a reformer, but a close look at Alex Penelas's record reveals a politician more in tune with ambition than innovation

Donkey Demise

Miami-Dade's Democratic Party is a shambles. Blame Joe Geller, candidate and chairman.

Best Local Boy Gone Bad

Alex Penelas

DeFede

A .22-Caliber Mayor with .357-Magnum Ambitions

Forcing Out HABDI

One of South Florida's oldest families is nearing a come-from-behind victory in the battle for the Homestead Air Base

Temporarily Grounded?

The race to develop Homestead Air Force Base could soon hit a major snag. It's called Mother Nature.