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Aerosmith

  • Blogs

    April 10, 2012

    Steven Tyler's Twisted Toes and Four Other Physical Consequences of Rocking Too Hard

    When we last saw him, Steven Tyler had turned into a 63-year-old grandma who'd gotten lost on a sandbar. Well, the Aerosmith frontman is back in the tabloid blogosphere for his bod. Only this time it's got nothing to do with his grams gams. No, Steven Tyler has completely fucking twisted toes. And ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2012

    Guess Those Rock Star Boobs!

    ​While y'all were nursing a hangover on New Year's Day, one newly engaged musician kicked off 2012 with a topless Hawaiian snorkeling adventure. This rock 'n' roller's chest looks great for a 63-year-old woman but alarmingly droopy for a 63-year-old man. Sadly, however, this person is in much be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 10, 2011

    Five Really Old Rock Stars We'd Like to $#*%

    We don't wanna be Robert Plant's groupie.​TMZ has got us playing a lil' game called, Who'd You Rather? Of course, the implied last half of that question is: "...do it with?" And by it, we mean da nasty. Yesterday, the gossip site asked us if we'd rather rub private parts with Led Zep shrieker ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2011

    Steven Tyler Passes Out in the Shower! His Five Most Embarrassing Moments

    ​Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler used to be the quintessential writhing, wrapped-in-spandex rock 'n' roll sex symbol. Remember when this guy used to get Jagger levels of respect for his Pterodactyl vox, sleazy stage presence, and his big ol' Mick-like lips? Well, these days anyone ever wants to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2011

    Ten Shittiest MTV Video Music Awards Performances Ever

    MTV Britney Madonna = Barf​The performances for the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards have been announced. And Crossfade is not impressed. Last week, when we broke down why the upcoming VMAs is a steaming hot turd, we already knew Lil Wayne would be on board, and would likely be performing his wet ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2011

    A Timeline of Steven Tyler's Transition From Sex Symbol to 63-Year-Old Grandma

    Photo by MAVRIXPHOTO.comWhen did Steven Tyler become a naughty nana?​TMZ is circulating an image of 63-year-old Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge Steven Tyler sporting extra-short daisy dukes while on vacation in Maui. The Crossfade staff has thoroughly analyzed the photo, cringed over ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 4, 2011

    Five Super Bowl Halftime Moments That Totally Sucked

    Steven Tyler and Britney Spears ... That totally sucked.​We know you're gearing up for the big game this Sunday. Maybe you're actually washing your Ben Rapistburger jersey for the first time all season, or polishing your cherished wedge of cheesehead. Whatever you're doing, you're getting pumped ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2010

    Shepard Fairey Spins Top 40 Tunes (and Some Predictably "Eclectic" Crap) at Fountain Art Fair

    Shep the Selector doing work.​If he wasn't a graphically ingenious (albeit conceptually vacant) international art star, would anyone give a shit about Shepard Fairey's DJ sets? Nope. Not unless they were drunk and dying for a dose of radio-ready epicness. But he's the dude who invented OBEY and O ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2010

    Go Tailgate with Juliette Lewis and Joe Perry at This Thursday's Miami Dolphins Game

    Rama​The Miami Dolphins are on fire, y'all. A win against da Bears on Thursday night will make two-in-a-row for the team, tying their season-high win streak for the first time since beating the Bills and Vikings on consecutive weeks in September. Reason enough to party, right? Hell yes. And with t ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 21, 2010

    Rocking Ugly

    Rama​The Miami Dolphins are on fire, y'all. A win against da Bears on Thursday night will make two-in-a-row for the team, tying their season-high win streak for the first time since beating the Bills and Vikings on consecutive weeks in September. Reason enough to party, right? Hell yes. And with t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2010

    Cadillac Ranch at Gulfstream on the Happy Hour Hunt

    ​The place: Cadillac Ranch921 Silks Run, Hallandale Beach954-456-1031cadillacranchmiami.comThe hours: Monday through Friday, 4 to 8 p.m. The deals: Get half off wells and drafts. Cadillac features a $5 happy-hour bar menu with dishes such as fried ravioli, chicken satay, and Thai lettuce wraps. Se ... More >>

  • Music

    August 5, 2010

    Aerosmith

    ​The place: Cadillac Ranch921 Silks Run, Hallandale Beach954-456-1031cadillacranchmiami.comThe hours: Monday through Friday, 4 to 8 p.m. The deals: Get half off wells and drafts. Cadillac features a $5 happy-hour bar menu with dishes such as fried ravioli, chicken satay, and Thai lettuce wraps. Se ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2010

    Tonight! Whole Wheat Bread Punks Out Propaganda

    Air hockey is totally a contact sport​Ever since Run-D.M.C. threw down rap verses on top of Joe Perry's guitar riffs on its 1986 remake of Aerosmith's "Walk This Way," many bands have endeavored to mesh hip-hop lyricism with rock wallop. While that formula has proven fruitful in some instances -- ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2009

    Aerosmith Cancels Tour, Refunds Tickets

    ​So much for the Guitar Hero Champions being able to rock out in front of a huge audience at BankAtlantic Center. Oh and Aerosmith has canceled the rest of their tour at the BankAtlantic Center due to injuries sustained by Steven Tyler. Unfortunately, this means the show they already missed (due t ... More >>

  • Music

    July 16, 2009

    The Offspring's Tour Ends in South Florida

    Past all the novelty hits, the SoCal quartet returns with its original fierce punk bite.

  • Blogs

    June 16, 2009

    Aerosmith Promises Toys in the Attic at Every Show

    So aside from seeing South Florida's finest Guitar Hero players in South Florida open for Aerosmith at the BankAtlantic Center on July 13, fans have a very special treat in store. Just a couple shows into their current tour, Aerosmith has announced that every stop throughout their summer run will in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 2, 2009

    Live Nation Dropping Service Fees For Some Tickets Tomorrow

    Looking for a way to save a few bucks on concert tickets? Live Nation has announced they will be waiving the service fees for lawn tickets to a slew of their summer shows starting at 12:01 am on Wednesday. This promotion only lasts for 24 hours, so you'll have to purchase tickets quickly. Hit the ju ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 14, 2009

    Want to Open for Aerosmith? Don't Worry, You Don't Actually Have to Play a Real Guitar

    Now this is an interesting promotion. As regular Crossfade readers know by now, ZZ Top and Aerosmith are playing the BankAtlantic center on Monday July 13. Aerosmith is doing a big promotional push on their newest video game: Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and part of that promotion involves you. Before ea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2009

    Aerosmith and ZZ Top Coming Somewhere in Fort Lauderdale Area on July 13

    Not actually ZZ TopAlthough the place isn't set yet, the date and the bands are. On July 13th, Aerosmith and ZZ Top will be playing somewhere in South Florida in support of their retirement funds.  Aerosmith isn't releasing a new album (although they do have a new-ish video game on the market: ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 11, 2008

    Hogs on the Highway

    Harley-Davidson’s Biker Bash does it for the kids.

  • Calendar

    September 18, 2008

    Game On!

    Players gotta play at Sunset Tavern.

  • Calendar

    September 18, 2008

    Game On!

    Players gotta play Tuesday nights at Sunset Tavern.

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2008

    Guitar Hero: Aerosmith Competition Arrives Next Monday at the Hard Rock, Bayside

    Players gotta play Tuesday nights at Sunset Tavern.

  • Music

    March 20, 2008

    Now You See 'Em

    The Unseen brings a little '77-style punk to Studio A.

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2008

    Of All Bands, Why Aerosmith, Activision?

    The Unseen brings a little '77-style punk to Studio A.

  • Music

    January 31, 2008

    Super Groups

    Our fantasy draft for the Super Bowl halftime show.

  • Blogs

    January 8, 2008

    Rock Band is More Than Just Guitar Hero 2.0

    Our fantasy draft for the Super Bowl halftime show.

  • Music

    November 1, 2007

    Coral Gables Walk

    Books & Books and The Bar

  • Music

    September 6, 2007

    Fortunate Son?

    Ky-mani is the unique Marley

  • Music

    May 17, 2007

    The Independents

    Ky-mani is the unique Marley

  • Music

    November 30, 2006

    My Chemical Romance

    The Black Parade (Reprise)

  • Music

    August 25, 2005

    Incredible Video Vixen Moments in MTV History

    The Black Parade (Reprise)

  • Music

    June 30, 2005

    Crease

    Only Human (Whateverman Records)

  • Film

    March 3, 2005

    Get Lost

    It'd Be Cool if this sequel were any good. Too bad it ain't.

  • Calendar

    November 29, 2001

    Strange Trip It's Been

    All the rockin' history of Miami you'll ever need to know

  • Finest Foods

    May 11, 2000

    Best Barbecue

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    November 26, 1998

    Kings of Rhyme

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    January 8, 1998

    Unsung Heroes

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    June 19, 1997

    HellFest

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    May 8, 1997

    Rotations

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    June 20, 1996

    The Greening of Amanda

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    April 11, 1996

    They're All Crazee Now

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • News

    January 18, 1996

    Swelter

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • News

    October 19, 1995

    Swelter 27

    The Pit Bar-B-Q

  • Music

    September 28, 1994

    Big Mac Attack

    Hollywood meets Silicon Valley in the music industry's new modem operandi

  • News

    August 31, 1994

    Swelter 20

    Hollywood meets Silicon Valley in the music industry's new modem operandi

  • Music

    June 15, 1994

    Pretty Persuasive

    Hey! That song there is about gay people!

  • Film

    December 15, 1993

    A Schwing and a Prayer

    Hey! That song there is about gay people!

  • Music

    May 19, 1993

    Solid Old: Top 10 Rock Relics of All Time

    Hey! That song there is about gay people!

  • Music

    January 13, 1993

    Cool, Cool, Cool

    The blue mood of an ex-Doll

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