Adrian Peterson

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2014

    Adrian Peterson's Harsh Discipline Isn't Out of the Ordinary in African-American Community

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke explains why Adrian Peterson isn't out of the ordinary. Many people are shocked and disgusted by the alleged abuse Minnesota Vik ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2012

    Dolphins Shut Out By Patriots 28-0, Go 7-9 Again

    Sunday's action featured the incredible story of an extraordinary athlete's return from a horrific injury to come back against all odds, put his team on his back and lead that now playoff-bound team to victory just as the hero himself nearly broke one of the most coveted records in NFL lore. That wa ... More >>

  • News

    March 24, 2011
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    March 21, 2011

    NFL Players Should Send The Greedy Owners To Hell

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times.This week, Luke advises professional football players to form their own league.When Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson likened ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2010

    Dolphins Host the Jets Sunday Night: Keys To Victory

    ​After starting the season on the road 2-0 and standing alone on top of the AFC East, your Miami Dolphins come home this weekend to host the hated New York Jets at Sun Life Stadium Sunday night. It's been quite the eventful week for both teams. For the Fins, there's the controversy of who allowed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 20, 2010

    Dolphins Defense Leads the Way in Big Win Over Vikings

    ​Everyone had the Miami Dolphins going into Minnesota and getting their asses handed to them by Brett Favre and the Vikings. But when it came down to it, the Fins executed a simple two-part game plan against the supposed Super Bowl contenders to perfection. For the offense: No screw ups by Chad He ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2010

    Miami Dolphins Pre-season: A Sloppy Win

    ​There are several things we can glean from the Dolphins 10-7 pre-season win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this past Saturday: Pat White is probably done, the Marlins infield is where football goes to die and Dolphins fans remain pretty irrational after just one meaningless game. What's that? Bran ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 5, 2009

    USA places fourth by losing to Puerto Rico; Brazil wins the championship

    Aurea Cruz may have slender shoulders, but they were big enough to carry the whole Puerto Rican team to victory.Wilt Chamberlain's 100 points, Adrian Peterson's 296 rushing yards, and Roger Clemens' 20 strikeouts all prove that a single player can win a game in a team sport. While her name do ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 25, 2008
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    November 26, 2007

    Hankerin For Some D-Mac

    Got a bunch of e-mails regarding my post from Friday. Apparently I was a bit ambiguous about my stance on the whole Darren McFadden thing. Sorry. Stuffing, Tryptophan and a shit load of Jack and Coke had me feeling a little funky after that Arkansas-LSU game. So here’s where I stand. I want Darre ... More >>

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    December 30, 2004