Adolf Hitler

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Maybach Music's Gunplay on His Swastika Tattoo, His Escort Agency, and Becoming Don Logan

Five Damn Good Reasons to Vote Down Miami's Pit Bull Ban Today

Also read "Pit Bull Ban Spurs Dog Fight"Even if dozens of party primaries don't get your blood pressure up, there's one compelling ballot item that should drive you to the polls today: For the first time since 1989, Miamians have a chance to strike down one of the nation's dumbest laws. Dade's pit b ... More >>

Gunplay on His Swastika Tattoo: "I Came to Nazi That Shit, Put All the Fake Motherf#$%ers in the Gas Chamber"

See also "Gunplay Quits Cocaine, 'Now I Just Pop a Molly, Fuck It.'" If you've ever considered getting a large swastika tattoo, but decided against some antisemitic ink because it might be seen the wrong way ... You probably aren't Miami rapper Gunplay. He's not only the untouchable Maybach Music ... More >>

Hank Williams Jr. and Five Other Tea Party Musicians

​For the better part of 20 years, Hank Williams Jr.'s popularity has ranked somewhere between wallpaper and push-pins. Aside from the Monday Night Football theme, dude's done little to wow us. But then he compared President Obama to Adolf Hitler last week, and we couldn't help but say, "Wow, wha ... More >>

Going Deutsch

Muslim Brotherhood Has Nazi Roots, Argues Florida Author John Loftus

wikimedia commonsThe emblem of the Muslim Brotherhood, which one Florida historian claims was founded on Nazi ideology​John Loftus knows him some Nazis.The former Department of Justice prosecutor and St. Petersburg native has made a career out of revealing what he says is the US government's deepe ... More >>

Cuban Officials to Testify in Posada Carriles Trial

​In a highly unusual move, three officials from Cuba could take the stand as early as today in the trial of Luis Posada Carrilles, the Miami freedom fighter or terrorist, depending on which side of the Florida straits you live. The officials are expected to testify in federal court in West Te ... More >>

The Eats of San Francisco, Part Two

Lee KleinYesterday we touted the Ferry Terminal Market, Chinatown, chocolates, dungeness crabs, public transportation, and tasty salted pig parts. Today we cover a few more recommendable spots to enjoy.Castro Theater Sing-a-Long"Boo Hitler. Hiss the Countess..." read the promo, and we knew we had to ... More >>

'Tea Party At Sea' Combines Best Parts of Ranting At Government, Crusing Caribbean

The free-est ship on the seas.​Do you love arguing about the liberal socialist agenda to destroy America but wish you could quote the Constitution in a more nautical setting? Do you love cruising the Caribbean, but think constantly about how much more you would love it if you could share those gol ... More >>

Ice Cream and Their Freaky Friends Want to Warehouse Pollo with You

​Out on the winding, gothic highways of America, there are many strange, unnatural beings traveling through the darkness in search of fresh meat and virgin blood. The hunger must be sated. The night is lonely. In general, it's hard to quantify those evil legions. But whenever you work out the num ... More >>

This week in theater: A schizo romp through a schizo world in Distracted

This week in theater: Two quarreling Jews and a deadly showerhead

Two Quarreling Jews

God's Power Offor, a Hialeah Footballer, Tries to Win the Real March Bracket: Name of the Year

How strong is God's Power? via Name of the Year blogCan God's Power dominate this bracket?​Tough enough to take down both Hitler and Stalin? Tenacious enough to defeat the villainous X'Zavier Bloodsaw? Brave enough to destroy Dr. Speedy Nutz? America will soon find out. Miami may not have an ... More >>

PrunkTV: Lil Jon, LMFAO, and Steve Aoki

Welcome to PrunkTV, a free online "webinar" for future rock stars. Like the Ancient Iron Raven, WMC spread its Vulcan wings and soared above our majestic city this past weekend. If you watch today's episode of Prunk, you will feel so much better for the rest of your life, dear website participant. ... More >>

Academy Awards: What Our Critics Said About This Year's Best Picture Nominees

​The Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, and unlike last year's fantastic Mickey Rourke resurgence, there's no strong local hook in this year's horse race. But this here alt-weekly devotes an entire section to movies, and naturally our critics had something to say about eac ... More >>

Top Ten Thursdays: Top Ten Songs for Obama Haters

via rpof.orgJim Greer thinks censorship is very American.​All summer long I have gone shit-house-rat-crazy observing the likes of Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove and the rest of The Right's evil elite dispense fear-mongering falsehoods in a desperate attempt to stop some much nee ... More >>

Flashback: Brüno in Miami Beach

For a movie we're all probably going to see anyway, the promotion for Brüno is kind of getting annoying and ubiquitous. From landing ass up on Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards, to appearing nude on the latest GQ cover, to showing up in Barcelona yesterday in an anatomically correct bull suit, you'd t ... More >>

Art Capsules

Last Night: Jim Norton at the South Beach Comedy Festival

Jim NortonWith Amy SchumerWednesday, January 21The Lincoln Theater, Miami BeachBetter Than: Cheech & Chong's show around the corner, maybeThe Review:It's unclear whether the big, bad economy can be blamed for the less-than-full turnout at Jim Norton's South Beach Comedy Festival gig last night a ... More >>

Message to Obama: Follow MLK's Miami Message

 "Let us realize that history has thrust upon us an indescribably important destiny --to complete a process of democratization which our nation has developed too slowly, but which is our most powerful weapon for world respect." This might have come from Barack Obama's Tuesday inaugural addre ... More >>

Marilyn Manson's "Trismegistus" Offers Shock and Schlock

The goth takes to the canvas, with mixed results.

Rick Sanchez's Crack Shame

Rick Sanchez is our favorite twitter friend ever, but when he started tweeting last night about heady topics such as God, Hitler, and Torquemada, we thought he might be on something. Then he posted, "i am high on crack right now might not be coming to work today." Aha! Rick Sanchez, we always knew i ... More >>

A Revolutionary Evening With Soderbergh, Del Toro, 'Che' and Plenty of Angry Cubans

So how do you beat the notoriously fiesty Cuban protesters in Vigilia Mambisa once they've set their sign-waving, bullhorn-screaming sights on your event?If you're Steven Soderbergh, you just plain outlast 'em. Even Vigilia couldn't make it all the way through Soderbergh's epic "Che," a four-hour lo ... More >>

Nightmare: Rush Limbaugh Hints He Might Buy the Dolphins

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All Things Jewish

Ambition pays off as film festival sprawls

All Things Jewish

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Guys and Balls, Gals and Bush

These films are far beyond Spartacus

Keeping it Unreal

This photographer toys with emotions

Far From Happy

The year's best featured plenty of Sad White Guys

Letters from the Issue of December 26, 2002

The antiwar battle continues

War on War Books

Donald Miller has (re)written one of the best books on World War II, but will anyone care?

Let's Only Entertain You

Well, that's one way to look at art

Legally Bland

Reese Witherspoon's talents are wasted in the muddy, unoriginal Legally Blonde

Blood Sport

The Oscar-winning One Day in September tells the brutal story of an Olympics massacre

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Horst P. Horst

Into Rare Air

Too many shocks numb the senses in Vertical Limit

The Man of Ink

Creator of Wonder Boys and supermen, Michael Chabon is a literary hero

History's Image

A look at the last century in fragmented hope and despair

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