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Magic City Kitty - Lessons on How to Make 2009 Suck/Not Suck

 On this first day of 2009, a monumental morning-after event when millions around the world wake up with strange bedfellows after promising that they wouldn't, the Magic City Kitty highlights some of her best (or worst, you be the judge) advice of 2008 to help carry you into the New Year. On ... More >>

Tuesday Will Forever Be Known as Aretha's Hat Day

This past Tuesday, January 20, 2009, things changed forever. Something inside the American people clicked, something that will have repercussions for years to come. It was the realization that Aretha Franklin's bow hat is friggin' awesome, and we, as a country, would not rest until it become part of ... More >>

Legislators Looking to Beef Up Protections Against Dating Violence

For most of us, our psycho-ex's biggest offenses are sending locks of their hair in the mail, leaving 20 minutes long voice mails with self-penned poetry, or posting Photoshop manipulations of what our kids might look like on our Facebook walls long after we've broken up. Unfortunately though many h ... More >>

Magic City Kitty Sharpens Her Claws on Internet Dating

For most of us, our psycho-ex's biggest offenses are sending locks of their hair in the mail, leaving 20 minutes long voice mails with self-penned poetry, or posting Photoshop manipulations of what our kids might look like on our Facebook walls long after we've broken up. Unfortunately though many h ... More >>

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Blast Works makes blowing stuff up DIY-friendly

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Keepin’ It Reel

A retrospective of Werner Herzog’s fervent films

Found in the Fun House

Locust Projects has some last-minute high jinks up its sleeve

Raw and Uncensored

Women with disabilities are bold and beautiful at the Dorsch

The Human Condition

From banal and bizarre to strange and sad

Puppet Master

From banal and bizarre to strange and sad

Art à la Mode

From banal and bizarre to strange and sad

Current Art Shows

From banal and bizarre to strange and sad

Current Art Shows

From banal and bizarre to strange and sad

Wig Whammy

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News Roundup

Efraim Diveroli, the 23-year-old Miami Beach arms dealer who illegally supplied Chinese-made ammunition to Afghanistan, has pleaded guilty. He face five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. [Reuters] Mitch McConnell and John McCain are confirmed to be at that health-care forum today in Hi ... More >>

Alan Grayson Gets More Delightfully Insane by the Minute

​Florida Congressman Alan Grayson continues to be a hot liberal mess and not apologize for it.The Orlando-area Democrat, who came to national attention for suggesting that Republicans want everyone to "die quickly," recently sent this Photoshop job to supporters while asking for money, natch. ... More >>

Silicon Beach: iPhone App Design for Dummies

A refreshing application, built by a designer with a little help from geeks. Shaken Not Stirred will feature cocktail recipes and lounge music.​Well, not exactly. But California-based ANSCA stopped by this month's South Florida iPhone Meetup to introduce local geeks to Corona, an application that' ... More >>

Flyer of the Day: Beings, St. Dad, and Heart Strings at Sweat Records on Wednesday

​Usually we save the "Flyer of the Week" accolades for Friday, but here's a last-minute entry that we have to share before it becomes null and void. We give you the yellow-and-black job heralding, uh, "a new kind of playas ball" at Sweat on Wednesday. Back in the days of actual photocopied flyers, ... More >>

MOCA's Website Infected by Comic Sans in the Name of Art

​Comic sans is perhaps the single most hated font amongst designers and web professionals, so we and a few others were a bit taken aback when we realized that the Museum of Contemporary Art in North Miami's website had been infected with the typeface disease.One Twitterer wondered if it ... More >>

Kardashians Go Naked to Promote Dash

​Apparently one of the main plot lines of Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami season two involves the duo giving a makeover to their Washington Ave boutique Dash. Today the sisters posted pictures from a photoshoot to promote the revamp, in which the were airbrushed with body paint (and then we assume, ... More >>

Voice of the Arcangel

​Apparently one of the main plot lines of Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami season two involves the duo giving a makeover to their Washington Ave boutique Dash. Today the sisters posted pictures from a photoshoot to promote the revamp, in which the were airbrushed with body paint (and then we assume, ... More >>

Hard-Core Exhibitionists

​Apparently one of the main plot lines of Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami season two involves the duo giving a makeover to their Washington Ave boutique Dash. Today the sisters posted pictures from a photoshoot to promote the revamp, in which the were airbrushed with body paint (and then we assume, ... More >>

MP3: MillionYoung and Mary Tyler Moore Finally in the Same Sentence

Someone who is better at Photoshop could probably change this to say MillionYoung instead​In the realm of TV theme songs, "Love is All Around" from The Mary Tyler Moore Show rates somewhere below M*A*S*H's "Suicide is Painless," but way above the admittedly robust Facts of Live theme. So, it is wi ... More >>

Come See Famous Artist Cory Arcangel Do Standup Comedy at MOCA This Saturday

via myspace.com/coryarcangel​Working out of Brooklyn, Cory Arcangel first earned critical props for art work like 2002's Super Mario Clouds, a modded Nintendo cartridge that played nothing but a constant stream of pixilated nebulousness. (Check out the jump for a video.) And ever since, he's made ... More >>

In Miami, Greed Is Good Again, and It's All Thanks to Evil Genius Pat Riley

Terez Owens​For a city that made a mound of cocaine a must-have desktop accessory and likes its Brittos to match its Lamborghinis, this level of glossy athletic excess is only appropriate: Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, three of the best ballers in the NBA, all descending on Miami to b ... More >>

Pat Riley summoned forces of evil to lure LeBron to the Heat

Terez Owens​For a city that made a mound of cocaine a must-have desktop accessory and likes its Brittos to match its Lamborghinis, this level of glossy athletic excess is only appropriate: Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, three of the best ballers in the NBA, all descending on Miami to b ... More >>

Miami Hotels Trick Guests with Deceitful Promo Photos

This promo photo is deceitful above all things ​Never believe a photo if someone's trying to sell you something. Fashion models are airbrushed. Fast food restaurants actually have "food stylists." And unsurprisingly, the photos you see in a hotels' brochures or websites aren't always true-to-life. ... More >>

Pardon Our French

This promo photo is deceitful above all things ​Never believe a photo if someone's trying to sell you something. Fashion models are airbrushed. Fast food restaurants actually have "food stylists." And unsurprisingly, the photos you see in a hotels' brochures or websites aren't always true-to-life. ... More >>

Rick Ross Runs the Joint, Get Corrected at Mansion October 8

via teflondonross.com​Maybe Mr. Officer Ricky Rozay never flooded the streets with keys. But the facts don't really matter. It's been two years, a couple of months, and a pair of solo albums since the Carol City rapper (real name William Leonard Roberts II) got outed as a former Florida Department ... More >>

Rick Ross at Mansion

via teflondonross.com​Maybe Mr. Officer Ricky Rozay never flooded the streets with keys. But the facts don't really matter. It's been two years, a couple of months, and a pair of solo albums since the Carol City rapper (real name William Leonard Roberts II) got outed as a former Florida Department ... More >>

Wynwood Second Saturday preview: Russkis and a new movement

via teflondonross.com​Maybe Mr. Officer Ricky Rozay never flooded the streets with keys. But the facts don't really matter. It's been two years, a couple of months, and a pair of solo albums since the Carol City rapper (real name William Leonard Roberts II) got outed as a former Florida Department ... More >>

Miami art this week: Little Red Riding Hood at Black Square

via teflondonross.com​Maybe Mr. Officer Ricky Rozay never flooded the streets with keys. But the facts don't really matter. It's been two years, a couple of months, and a pair of solo albums since the Carol City rapper (real name William Leonard Roberts II) got outed as a former Florida Department ... More >>

Miami art this week: Freedom Tower hangs world-leader punching bags

via teflondonross.com​Maybe Mr. Officer Ricky Rozay never flooded the streets with keys. But the facts don't really matter. It's been two years, a couple of months, and a pair of solo albums since the Carol City rapper (real name William Leonard Roberts II) got outed as a former Florida Department ... More >>

Hurricanes: No Coaching Announcement Today

According to Photoshop, this guy is the next coach of The U​Breaking news: Nothing happened in a meeting between University of Miami Athletic Director Kirby Hocutt and ESPN Monday Night Football analysts Jon Gruden this morning.The Miami Herald is reporting that The U will not be making any head c ... More >>

"Natacha Seijas" Stripped Down to Underwear on Spanish TV

​I don't speak fluent Spanish, so I have no idea what the hell is going on here. Even if I did, I'm still not sure I'd know what the hell is going on here. All we can gleam from the following video is that the hosts of America TeVe's Ke Fuerte decided to bring a life sized paper doll of embattled ... More >>

Paula Deen Riding Things Is Your Brand New Internet Meme

via PDRT​The South Beach Wine & Food Festival came and went, and for those of us who only eat Ramen noodles huddled over our laptops it's usually not a major event. Yet, because Paula Deen was in town (every time she's in Miami something magical happens) the internet masses have a shiny new me ... More >>

NFL's List of Top 100 Players in 2011 Includes 3 Dolphins, 10 Former Hurricanes

​The NFL recently unveiled its list of the top 100 players for the 2011 season, and at least one football team in town is really, uncontrollably, super excited about it. No, it's not the one that actually plays in the NFL. The Dolphins placed three players on the list, but the Miami Hurr ... More >>

Mindless on Fastcore, Livin' Lo-Fi, and the Austin Punk Scene

Mindless vocalist Faiza Kracheni.​Punk has always been about refusal. The Bowery art-scum, L.A.-glam burnouts, and British street punks that collectively defined the OG wave were all rejecting the cornball excesses (and masturbatory guitar solos) of the ever-inflating Age of Arena Rock. Hardcore ... More >>

Radio Ha-Ha

Mindless vocalist Faiza Kracheni.​Punk has always been about refusal. The Bowery art-scum, L.A.-glam burnouts, and British street punks that collectively defined the OG wave were all rejecting the cornball excesses (and masturbatory guitar solos) of the ever-inflating Age of Arena Rock. Hardcore ... More >>

Escaped Bald Inmate John Garrido on the Loose in Miami: UPDATED

​John Paul Garrido, a 26-year-old inmate, is on the loose in Miami after slipping out of police custody earlier today. Miami-Dade police officers are conducting a mass search for the man near the 1400 block of Northwest North River Drive -- and have enlisted the help of Photoshop in their effort t ... More >>

Is Punk Rock the New Dad Rock? Ten Signs That Going Soft Is the New Hardcore

When punk rock sneeringly ejaculated onto the music scene in the 1970s, it was all about volume, attitude and, most importantly, the rebellious nihilism of young disillusionment. But in 2012, self-proclaimed punk rockers look like massage therapists at a Winnie the Pooh spa. Just take a look at The ... More >>