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2012 Summer Movie Preview

Mike Dece's 1996 Album Release Party at Sweat Records March 30

Mike Dece's Album Release Party at Sweat Records Promises Scatological Seapunk Swag

​"I just wanna fuck your face," Mike Dece croons on "I Love U," his faux-sensual R&B collaboration with the equally crass Tropical Boy$. "Put my dick deep in your eye." Obviously, the track is not about playing hard to get. In fact, it's about the exact opposite: Getting your freak on an ... More >>

Forever Alone Mixtape: Eight Songs for Singles On Valentine's Day

​Valentine's Day is generally accepted as a stupid holiday for saps, Hallmark and women with no spines. The only thing it's good for is selling candy and giving Hollywood another excuse to make a disgusting and totally implausible rom-coms that no one will remember. Still, being single on Nation ... More >>

Film's Biggest Losers and Winners of 2011

In many ways, 2011 was a great one for movies. Some really good films came out this year -- some that broke the mold and swirled genres together in unprecedented ways. Several icons of the movie world made remarkable contributions that should be mentioned at the year's close. On the other hand, y ... More >>

Nadia G's Bitchin' Christmas (Video)

Nadia G. FacebookIt's Christmas Time...show me your ding dong!​Everyone loves to get into the act for Christmas.  For some reason, snowmen and brightly lit trees make everyone want to record a song. Adam Sandler, Paul McCartney, and David Bowie among those who have felt the need to share the ... More >>

Top Ten Thanksgiving Songs About Your Screwed-Up Family

Adam Sandler is right. Thanksgiving is a special time of year. But we're already sick of his song and dance, and the last movie he made was so terrible that even turkeys begged for a trip to the ovens rather than watch it. So here are the true top ten greatest Thanksgiving songs. They will remind ... More >>

Fame Monsters Wanted

Adam Sandler is right. Thanksgiving is a special time of year. But we're already sick of his song and dance, and the last movie he made was so terrible that even turkeys begged for a trip to the ovens rather than watch it. So here are the true top ten greatest Thanksgiving songs. They will remind ... More >>

The Palm Restaurant Cookbook: Recipe for a Perfect Steak

​Palm Restaurant is the oldest family-owned white tablecloth restaurant group in the country, with some 28 venues in 24 cities. Bay Harbor is home to Miami's Palm (we had two for awhile here in South Florida, but the one by Merrick Park didn't make it). I've had some really great meals there, and ... More >>

Behind The Line: STK at The Gansevoort South Beach

Jacob KatelBite your screen.​STK at the Gansevoort South Beach is the nightlife answer to the steakhouse. A dark lit room, restaurant DJ, velvet ropes, a doorman, stilettos, and silicone all add up to black cards, bottles, and hot fired flesh from land and sea, truffle oil in the air, and the side ... More >>

(100) Days of Summer Movies

Jacob KatelBite your screen.​STK at the Gansevoort South Beach is the nightlife answer to the steakhouse. A dark lit room, restaurant DJ, velvet ropes, a doorman, stilettos, and silicone all add up to black cards, bottles, and hot fired flesh from land and sea, truffle oil in the air, and the side ... More >>

Briefs

Jacob KatelBite your screen.​STK at the Gansevoort South Beach is the nightlife answer to the steakhouse. A dark lit room, restaurant DJ, velvet ropes, a doorman, stilettos, and silicone all add up to black cards, bottles, and hot fired flesh from land and sea, truffle oil in the air, and the side ... More >>

Gotta Lovitz

Jacob KatelBite your screen.​STK at the Gansevoort South Beach is the nightlife answer to the steakhouse. A dark lit room, restaurant DJ, velvet ropes, a doorman, stilettos, and silicone all add up to black cards, bottles, and hot fired flesh from land and sea, truffle oil in the air, and the side ... More >>

Gotta Lovitz

Jacob KatelBite your screen.​STK at the Gansevoort South Beach is the nightlife answer to the steakhouse. A dark lit room, restaurant DJ, velvet ropes, a doorman, stilettos, and silicone all add up to black cards, bottles, and hot fired flesh from land and sea, truffle oil in the air, and the side ... More >>

Plato Royale: Battle of the Hummus, Pita Hut vs. Pasha's

In the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan, Adam Sandler and his Israeli countrymen are so enamored with hummus that they practically shower with the chickpea condiment. In Miami, people are just as devoted to this Middle Eastern snack. Hummus shows up on the most lowbrow menus in the city, as well ... More >>

"Turkey Murder" - The Thanksgiving Song

Here is the video for a song called Turkey Murder (The Thanksgiving Song), it's no Adam Sandler Thanksgiving Song, but that song is played out anyways. What with all this internet and all these cameras, and all these softwares you'd figure somebody would have come up with a new classic by now, bu ... More >>

Let’s Hope He Brings His Boobs

Here is the video for a song called Turkey Murder (The Thanksgiving Song), it's no Adam Sandler Thanksgiving Song, but that song is played out anyways. What with all this internet and all these cameras, and all these softwares you'd figure somebody would have come up with a new classic by now, bu ... More >>

Ode to the Publix Cafe Lady

Jackie Sayet The commuter-friendly 'grab and go' counter is the first of its kind for Publix in Miami(To the tune of Adam Sandler's Lunch Lady Land)Open up at 6 a.m.Got on my sage green polo Served croquetas de jamonCon un poco de amorGot no clue why we sell gallon jugs of milkJust know every ... More >>

Friday Night: Aterciopelados and Curumin at North Beach Bandshell

Ben ThackerAterciopelados performing at the North Beach Bandshell as part of the TransAtlantic Festival. Click here to view the full slide show.Heineken TransAtlantic Festival with Aterciopelados and CuruminFriday, April 16, 2009North Beach Bandshell, Miami BeachBetter than: Cafeteria breakfast.The ... More >>

Paul Rudd in Role Models

Smarter and bawdier than your average boys-to-men movie.

Pretty in the City - Go Forth, Be Beautiful

Smarter and bawdier than your average boys-to-men movie.

Disaster Movie

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Hairpiece in the Middle East

Adam Sandler returns as a Mossad baddie turned stylist, and the bubbies will love him.

Summer Grows Up

The season of big-budget bangs uses its brain.

Ass or Auteur?

A critical re-evaluation of Adam Sandler.

Riffing Off the Great White Way

Forbidden Broadway puts a fresh spin on your faves.

Not Taylor-Made

Owen Wilson is a bad fit for an ass-kicking bodyguard.

Five Songs About ... Thanksgiving

Owen Wilson is a bad fit for an ass-kicking bodyguard.

Friends with Benefits

Two straight guys pretend to be gay and turn out to be humanists in Chuck & Larry

Patrick Pedraja is Driving for (Bone Marrow) Donors

Two straight guys pretend to be gay and turn out to be humanists in Chuck & Larry

Again with the Serious Face?

Adam Sandler plays a 9/11 widower and finally nails a somber role

Forget Gun Control

Who better to save America than an armed Mark Wahlberg? Seriously

Brush with Greatness

Okami shows that videogames can be art

Get Inside!

Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

The Hanukkah Songs

Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

Devendra Banhart

Nino Rojo Young God Records

Far From Happy

The year's best featured plenty of Sad White Guys

Mad Love

Adam Sandler is truly disturbing -- but deliberately so this time

Fallon Fast

Saturday Night Live's prime player is rapidly outgrowing television's small screen

Dirty Deeds

Someone oughta put a Capra in Sandler's behind

Lord of the Onion Rings

Sandbar Grill

Dirt Farmer

Sandler and Spade continue their avid quest to dumb down America

Double Cross

Is prime time really ready for Latin music?

Comedy Central

Spike Lee takes a fresh and gloriously unpolished look at black stand-up talent

Lots o' Libido

Superstar

Daddy Love

Superstar

The Future of Rock and Roll

We've seen it in a crystal ball and the pictures aren't pretty

Guilt Complex

We've seen it in a crystal ball and the pictures aren't pretty

Rotations 45

We've seen it in a crystal ball and the pictures aren't pretty

Spinal Zap

We've seen it in a crystal ball and the pictures aren't pretty