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AK-47 Assault Rifle

  • Blogs

    May 17, 2012

    Top Ten Totally Ridiculous Celebrity DJs

    You know why non-EDM fans don't take DJing seriously as an art form? It's because celebrities keep ruining everything. When shit went digital in the mid 2000s, it was the coolest thing to happen since Grandmaster Flash figured how to scratch. And consequently, DJing became more popular, experimenta ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2012

    Pot Candy, Sleep Aids, and Anti-Energy Drinks

    Happy 4/20! This holiday, once underground, has gone mainstream. MTV lists quite a few celebrations and legalization demonstrations in San Francisco, Seattle, and even Topeka, Kansas. (Willie Nelson is performing.)At 4:20 p.m., thousands of people are expected to "light up" in solidarity. Since we a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2012

    Kids Pose With Assault Rifles To Support Hugo Chavez

    ​Newt Gingrich isn't the only portly revolutionary stirring up trouble while running for president. Hugo Chavez, the Fidel-worshiping steward of Venezuela's Bolivarian Revolution, has his own tough re-election fight on his hands at the moment.Instead of annoying robocalls, Hugo's supporters took a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2011

    How Getting Shot in the Butt at a Drug-Fueled Sex Party Saved a Florida Man's Life

    ​It's important to get regular doctor checkups to screen for possible health concerns, because all of us might not be so lucky to get shot in an Orlando-area motel room full of hookers. That's what happened to 45-year-old Dan D'Amato, and what originally seemed to be a near-death experience actual ... More >>

  • News

    November 17, 2011

    Miami-Dade police drones are ready for action

    ​It's important to get regular doctor checkups to screen for possible health concerns, because all of us might not be so lucky to get shot in an Orlando-area motel room full of hookers. That's what happened to 45-year-old Dan D'Amato, and what originally seemed to be a near-death experience actual ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    MDPD is First Force to Get FAA Clearance to Fly Drones at Crime Scenes

    via You TubeDon't be surprised to see this guy at crime scenes now that MDPD has FAA clearance to fly it.​Next time you barricade yourself inside a parking garage with an AK-47, keep an eye out for the flying garbage can. It weighs about 18 pounds, can hover in midair, and is loaded with video cam ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2011

    SpongeBob SquarePants AK-47 Robbery Spree Ends With Arrests

    Surveillance footage of a SpongeBob robbery at a 7-11 three months ago.​In the end, the police found SpongeBob SquarePants not in a pineapple under the sea, but hunkered down in an apartment complex off the Turnpike with three of his convenience store robbing cohorts.Last night, Orlando cops final ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 12, 2011

    Moron Of The Week: Cocaine AK-47 - Driver's License = "Young Hope" in Esperanto

    Jovens Esperance, which we are pretty sure means "Young Hope" in Esperanto. Does that still exist?​Jovens Esperance. The name sounds so innocent, like something Salma Hayek might whisper into your ear on a lazy Sunday morning. Or like the name of a Catalan charity devoted to taking thugs from the ... More >>

  • News

    August 4, 2011

    Luke's Gospel: Miami's inner-city parks need more police

    Jovens Esperance, which we are pretty sure means "Young Hope" in Esperanto. Does that still exist?​Jovens Esperance. The name sounds so innocent, like something Salma Hayek might whisper into your ear on a lazy Sunday morning. Or like the name of a Catalan charity devoted to taking thugs from the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2011

    Miami's Black Leaders Need To Unite Like The Cubans

    ​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke calls for Miami's black political caucus to stop drive-by shootings.Last week, in broad daylight, two gunmen -- one carry ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2011

    Four Children Hit by Bullets When Gunmen Fire on Park

    Two masked men drove up to Miami's West Little River Park yesterday around 6 p.m. and began firing. Four children, one as young as 3 years old, were hit by stray bullets. None of the injuries was life-threatening. 

  • News

    May 19, 2011

    Guns online: No permit needed

    Two masked men drove up to Miami's West Little River Park yesterday around 6 p.m. and began firing. Four children, one as young as 3 years old, were hit by stray bullets. None of the injuries was life-threatening. 

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2011

    Some Sanity in Florida Senate: Guns Won't Be Allowed on College Campuses

    A few Republicans in the state legislator and the NRA wanted to push a law that would allow anyone with a concealed weapons license to carry their gun openly on public university campuses. Of course, guns and the atmosphere at Florida public universities don't really go together, as a tragic acciden ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2011

    Guns at College? Father of Girl Shot at FSU Frat House Doesn't Think So

    ​Ashley Cowie, a sophomore at Florida State University, was shot and killed last month after an AK-47 accidentally went off at a party at a property housing fraternity brothers. Clearly, firearms and college parties don't mix well, but a bill introduced last month would allow students at Florida ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2010

    Sun-Sentinel Sells Political Ad to Bat-Sh*t Insane Michael The Black Man

    Laura Massa​Good ol' Michael the Black Man -- he should fit right in with the apocalyptic feel of this morning's news. The former cult member, who once was charged with cutting somebody's head off and led a group interrupting an Obama speech with signs bearing such slogans as "Obama is endors ... More >>

  • News

    September 23, 2010

    Arizona cop's tale of a Latino drug smuggler shooting him doesn't add up

    Laura Massa​Good ol' Michael the Black Man -- he should fit right in with the apocalyptic feel of this morning's news. The former cult member, who once was charged with cutting somebody's head off and led a group interrupting an Obama speech with signs bearing such slogans as "Obama is endors ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2010

    Son of "Michael the Black Man" Charged With Shooting at Swimmers with AK47

    Jeremiah Parham​In today's news roundup: the son of everyone's favorite anti-Obama, ex-cultist Michael the Black Man, is charged with shooting at two swimmers with an AK47, the Metromover re-opens, Miami-Dade may start charging for parking at parks, and neighbors fight over a dog attack.>

  • News

    July 8, 2010

    Liberty City's 15th Avenue: Nine murders, Trina, Trick Daddy, and the Liberty City Seven

    Jeremiah Parham​In today's news roundup: the son of everyone's favorite anti-Obama, ex-cultist Michael the Black Man, is charged with shooting at two swimmers with an AK47, the Metromover re-opens, Miami-Dade may start charging for parking at parks, and neighbors fight over a dog attack.>

  • Blogs

    May 27, 2010

    Two Young Children Shot With AK-47s in Afternoon Drive-By

    Two young boys, believed to be only 3 and 7-years-old, were the victims of random AK-47 gunfire this afternoon. Both kids were transported to a hospital, and neither appeared to have life threatening injuries. The shooting happened today around 58th Terrace and NW 12th Avenue. Police ... More >>

  • News

    December 31, 2009

    Firearms and a parrot stolen from a South Beach apartment

    Two young boys, believed to be only 3 and 7-years-old, were the victims of random AK-47 gunfire this afternoon. Both kids were transported to a hospital, and neither appeared to have life threatening injuries. The shooting happened today around 58th Terrace and NW 12th Avenue. Police ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2009

    Overtown Killer Has a Bad MySpace

    Rodney Miller, 18, was arrested yesterday in the July shooting at a birthday party in Overtown in which two were left dead, and 10 others shot. He was charged with two counts of second degree murder. There are six MySpace pages registered to a Rodney Miller in Miami. Though listing his age as 1 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2009

    Twelve People Shot at B-day Party in Miami's Overtown, Near Cop Shop

    Miami police this morning are reporting twelve people shot in Overtown. Details are really vague, but it seems a group of three wearing black clothes shot into a crowd at a birthgday party. In addition, one person was hit by a car. Police chief John Timoney reported AK-47 casings were found at ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Miami Police Bravely Target Petty Crimes Against Rich and Famous

    Miami has earned its rep as a world-class mecca of crime. Just this weekend, Miami Police gunned down a man stalking the streets with a machete. In recent weeks, a Metrorail guard was murdered on the job, a young man's body -- chopped into tiny pieces and stuffed into bags -- floated ashor ... More >>

  • News

    April 30, 2009

    Silence and Death in Liberty City

    Two killed, 16 wounded, and no answers in Liberty City.

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalYet another publication takes a crack at understanding the reaction to President Obama's changes in Cuba policy amongst Cuban Americans in Miami. This time it's the Washington Post, and they find, quite poetically, that the hard lines have softened. I think honestly though, the pieces on the ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2009

    Miami Prosecutor Blames DeFede TV Investigation for Mass Shooting

    Just before 5 p.m. this past Sunday, a Chevy Monte Carlo rolled up before a squat, one-story house in Liberty City. Someone inside the car pulled out an AK-47 and opened fire on a group of young men in the front yard, wounding five. via CBS4Jim DeFedeThe drive-by was especially significant because ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2009

    Not Your Father's Gun Show

    Back when I was just a freelance Night & Day writer for your Miami New Times, I wrote this weird cap for Victor Bean's Southern Classic Gun & Knife Show. Somehow I wrote things like "Firing an AK-47 at Italian marble in order to create relief sculptures is all the rage in Wynwood," but Victo ... More >>

  • Music

    September 4, 2008

    Vordul Mega

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    May 22, 2008

    PrunkTV - Alicia Keys Makes Me Cry

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    May 22, 2008

    Booyaka, Booyaka

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  • Home Entertainment

    March 6, 2008

    Thinning Crowds

    It's always dead at The Club.

  • Film

    December 6, 2007

    Darfur Now

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  • News

    November 8, 2007

    Could Che Guevara Be Cloned?

    Riptide investigates the odds of a new generation of revolutionaries

  • Blogs

    September 20, 2007

    Donald "Party Hearty" Harding is Looking for Some Laughs

    Riptide investigates the odds of a new generation of revolutionaries

  • News

    February 1, 2007

    Super Brawls

    The kid produced a pocket knife and slashed his adversary on the arm

  • News

    November 9, 2006

    Mo' Ammo

    "Basketball-size holes? Certainly."

  • Culture

    July 20, 2006

    Africa Unwrapped

    At MAC, "Snap Judgments" breaks from clichés

  • Dining

    October 21, 2004

    Tea for You

    At MAC, "Snap Judgments" breaks from clichés

  • News

    September 30, 2004

    Letters from the Issue of September 30 - October 6,2004

    Confusing breastfeeding with lawyering, and getting there by bus

  • News

    September 23, 2004

    Loaded

    The federal ban on assault weapons never worked, as Miami-Dade Police Ofcr. Keenya Hubert painfully learned

  • News

    April 15, 2004

    Guns & Haiti

    When your country is bristling with weapons, peace and democracy begin to look like targets, not dreams

  • Music

    February 20, 2003

    Code Orange

    It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel fine

  • Calendar

    March 28, 2002

    Sense of Humor

    Poking fun Miami-style

  • News

    July 5, 2001

    Spies in Miami, Commandos in Cuba

    If you disagree with what they do, why defend their right to do it?

  • News

    September 21, 2000

    Blood in the Streets

    The murderous violence that has recently gripped Opa-locka may have died along with its most infamous victim

  • News

    April 22, 1999

    News of the Weird

    The murderous violence that has recently gripped Opa-locka may have died along with its most infamous victim

  • News

    April 2, 1998

    Machine Gunners Are People Too

    What's a poor automatic-weapons freak to do when his trigger finger gets itchy? Head out to the Dade County range, of course.

  • News

    May 9, 1996

    For the Birds

    Put down the field glasses and close up the guidebooks. When Florida's top avian enthusiasts do battle, the feathers fly.

  • Music

    June 8, 1994

    A Few Bones to Pick

    Why the wildest man in rock and roll works for Rush Limbaugh

  • Culture

    May 25, 1994

    Happy Daze

    Why the wildest man in rock and roll works for Rush Limbaugh

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