via Wikimedia CommonsHey, have you heard there's this music event in town, with all these DJs who take dance and electronic music pretty seriously? It's probably one of the biggest weeks in the year for their industry, and it would really be best if you don't go up to them and ask them to play some Madonna or Black Eyed Peas. In fact, it's just best you don't offer any suggestions at all, and leave the song selection to the professional. Well, no one told Paris Hilton, who really has no grasp on
