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AFC North Division

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2010

    One Down; Last Man Standing

    Chicano Joe Kapp lead Vikings to the Super Bowl​Remember Joe Kapp? The famous Latino quarterback long before the NFL was courting Latino viewers? With the Jets and Mark Sanchez out of the picture, Latinos won't have much  to root for come Super Bowl Sunday.  Colts wide receiver Anthony G ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2010

    The Nuts and Bolts of the Indianapolis Colts

    ​Dolphins fans owe two debts of gratitude to the Indianapolis Colts this year: (1) for dropping a regular-season game to ensure that the '72 Fins remain the only team in modern NFL history to complete a perfect season, and (2) for stopping the NY Jets, with classless coach Rex ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    Academy Awards: What Our Critics Said About This Year's Best Picture Nominees

    ​The Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, and unlike last year's fantastic Mickey Rourke resurgence, there's no strong local hook in this year's horse race. But this here alt-weekly devotes an entire section to movies, and naturally our critics had something to say about eac ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2010

    Chad Ochocinco Appears to Be Enjoying This Week's Miami Festivities

    Yes, he's wearing a Snuggie.​We've long known Cincinatti wide receiver and Miami native Chad Ochocinco has a somewhat colorful personality -- we were sort of tipped off when he legally changed his last name to a bad Spanish translation of his jersey number -- but he seems to be really coming into ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 11, 2010

    Could a Dolphin-less Pro Bowl Mean Local Blackout? Maybe Seven Former Canes Could Help

    ​Since 1980, the Pro Bowl has been played in Hawaii, and because our 50th state doesn't have a team of its own, it's been a nice opportunity for locals to catch some NFL action, even if the players don't typically bring their best game. But this year's Pro Bowl will take place in Miami, with ... More >>

  • News

    December 31, 2009

    Miami 2009: Seven signs the End Times are nigh

    ​Since 1980, the Pro Bowl has been played in Hawaii, and because our 50th state doesn't have a team of its own, it's been a nice opportunity for locals to catch some NFL action, even if the players don't typically bring their best game. But this year's Pro Bowl will take place in Miami, with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2009

    Texans vs. Dolphins Recap: A Tale of Two Halves

    ​That Dolphins halftime speech must have been some kind of fire and brimstone sermon. Something along the lines of Henry V's Saint Crispen's Day address. The pre-game speech, meh, not so much. It was probably more along the lines of, "Okay men, we're gonna go out there and we're gonna pull down ou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2009

    Dolphins Playoff Hopes Still Marginally Alive, But at Least '72 Remains Unmatched

    ​Despite NBCMiami's sort of brilliant "Fin" headline this morning, the Dolphins playoffs hopes are still alive. Well, not really alive. Their playoff hopes are more zombie-like. It's as if the Dolphins are in a cheesy horror movie where the undead have taken over and bitten the Fins, and the team ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2009

    Four Reasons the Dolphins Crapped the Bed on Their Season

    ​Just days before Christmas, the Miami Dolphins were supposed to come up with another big win to inch closer to a post-season berth. Instead, they delivered a stocking full of turds in the form of a 27-24 loss in overtime to the Tennessee Titans. There's plenty of blame to go around for their play ... More >>

  • News

    December 17, 2009

    Miami Dolphins' Tony Sparano is a conservative coach who takes huge risks

    ​Just days before Christmas, the Miami Dolphins were supposed to come up with another big win to inch closer to a post-season berth. Instead, they delivered a stocking full of turds in the form of a 27-24 loss in overtime to the Tennessee Titans. There's plenty of blame to go around for their play ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2009

    Miami Dolphins in the Thick of It

    ​If we had told you before this game started that the Dolphins would only manage to score 14 points in the first half, zero points in the second half, turn the ball over three times in enemy territory, but will still win the game, you would have stabbed us in the spleen with a No. 2 pencil and gon ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2009

    The U: Was Bernie Kosar Drunk? Can Notre Dame Learn Something From Miami?

    Any Canes fan will tell you the media, especially ESPN, hates Miami, but ESPN aired its two-hour apology in the form of Rakontur's fantastic documentary, The U, this past weekend. One segment, of course, focused on that perceived media bias, and right on cue, the media is stirring up some contr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Preview: Grudge Match

    ​Tonight is the Judgment Day, Hour of Reckoning, massively hysterical, Road to Armageddon, cats-and-dogs-living-together apocalyptic showdown between the Dolphins and Jets at Land Shark Stadium. Here are three key factors:1. Rex Ryan Knows How to Stop the Wildcat, Can Eat an Entire X ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2009

    Donte' Stallworth Doesn't Seem Quite So Contrite on Twitter

    When the NFL suspended Cleveland Browns receiver Donte' Stallworth yesterday for the full 2009 season, he issued an official statement with all the right sentiments about the drunken March 14 crash that killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway.via Wikimedia Commons​Stallworth promised to "use the pe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 7, 2009

    Stallworth Drank Four Shots of Tequila Before Fatal Crash

    What's the saying? One tequila ...two tequila ...three tequila ...floor. Well, sadly Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth downed four shots of tequila and didn't hit the floor. He hit the road in his Bentley, and then hit a pedestrian crossing the MacArthur Causeway.Miami beach Police released an i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalSome guy hijacked a taxi on Alton, then drove west up the eastbound lanes of the MacArthur Causeway. Police shot him. He's dead. The road was shut down. [SunSent] The Herald and CBS4 are so hungry for Cat Killer fodder that they've sued to get sealed information about the arrest released. [Hera ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2009

    Bernie Kosar: Bankrupt

    You know the economy has really gotten bad when our beloved sports stars start filing for bankruptcy. Former UM quarterback and NFL star Bernie Kosar filed for chapter 11 today, according to the Herald.According to the filings, Kosar reported his assets are only worth between $1 million and $10 mill ... More >>

  • Music

    January 8, 2009

    Head Spins: DJ Affect

    South Florida's busiest head-spinner.

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2009

    Head Spins: DJ Affect

    One gets the impression that if there were eight days in a week, DJ Affect would be spinning each and every one of 'em. Hell, it's a bet he'd be spinning every day of the week if there were 10 or 12 or 20 -- that's how driven the cat is. When you're already spinning seven out of seven, what's a few ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2008

    Sad Pats Fans Will Have to Suck It Up and Root for the Jets

    Is there anything more annoying than Boston sports fans? No sir, there is not. Since 2004, their teams have won a Super Bowl, an NBA Championship, and two World Series, which I'm sure you know if you've talked to any Bostonian for more than five seconds. Now Bostonians are going to have to suck it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2008

    Crist Appoints Loser Ex-Football Player To Board of Education

    Florida's education rankings continue to linger in the bottom half of the nation's states, and who does Charlie Crist appoint to the State Board of Education? Oh, a former professional football player. ex-FSU Standount and Baltimore Ravens linebacker Peter Boulware ran for a Florida House seat as a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2008

    Weekend Football: Make a Statement

    Florida's education rankings continue to linger in the bottom half of the nation's states, and who does Charlie Crist appoint to the State Board of Education? Oh, a former professional football player. ex-FSU Standount and Baltimore Ravens linebacker Peter Boulware ran for a Florida House seat as a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2008

    A Cold Wet Dose of Reality to Our Collective Groins Courtesy of the Houston Texans

    Florida's education rankings continue to linger in the bottom half of the nation's states, and who does Charlie Crist appoint to the State Board of Education? Oh, a former professional football player. ex-FSU Standount and Baltimore Ravens linebacker Peter Boulware ran for a Florida House seat as a ... More >>

  • News

    September 25, 2008

    Let Terrorist Eduardo Arocena Go

    El exilio wants him out of jail.

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2008

    NFL Player Says Liberty City Can Beat Phelps

    El exilio wants him out of jail.

  • News

    June 5, 2008

    Miami Fury Football Still Struggles

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2008

    Dwight Freeney Disagrees With Bloggers and Fan Forums

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    April 17, 2008

    Jake Long Is Not Too Fired Up About Becoming a Dolphin The Dolphins' Schedule

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    March 21, 2008

    2008 Dolphins Mock Draft

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    March 5, 2008

    Arrows Going Up

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2008

    Let's Talk Free Agents: Defense

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2008

    The Party Crasher – Jay Z and Co. Celebrate Rick Ross's B-day

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2008

    Dolphins Coaching Search is a "Four-Horse Race"

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2008

    Sparano Offered Coaching Job?

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2007

    Shine On You Crazy Mormon

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2007

    Weekly News Wrap - Crist, Fidel, Entertainment Scabs and more

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 18, 2007

    Top Ten Sports Moments of the Year

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2007

    The Pain is Over

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2007

    The Spirit of '76?

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 12, 2007

    Cleo Lemon Won't Go Away

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2007

    Over the Weekend - Basel, Busta, Riley and Chavez

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2007

    Dolphins on Path to Winless Season

    After a decade on the gridiron, the city's only women's pro squad tries to tackle a losing record.

  • News

    May 25, 2006

    Four Wheels, No Breaks

    Sean Taylor's felony charges have wrecked several lives, not to mention his pro football career

  • News

    July 7, 2005

    Counter Terrorism

    Sean Taylor's felony charges have wrecked several lives, not to mention his pro football career

  • Calendar

    May 26, 2005

    Hip-Hop Hoops

    Sean Taylor's felony charges have wrecked several lives, not to mention his pro football career

  • Calendar

    November 13, 2003

    Muscle Worship

    Flexing for glamour, power

  • News

    December 3, 1998

    Chasing Danny

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • Film

    July 23, 1998

    Beating the Spread

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • News

    April 23, 1998

    He Did a Job on the Mob

    During the Forties and Fifties, Mel Richard fought organized crime's incursion into Miami Beach. He's still crusading.

  • News

    March 30, 1995

    This Is Not the USA

    He thought he was just doing his job and playing by the rules. Then he learned that the rules are very different in the sovereign nation of the Miccosukee.

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