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Van Halen at BankAtlantic Center April 10

Is Van Halen Withered and Washed Up? Check the Stats

​Retiring. In a weakened economy, the thought of calling it quits at the age of 55 is a pipe dream. The grim reality for many is they'll work till the day they die, much like the 80-year-old who settles for a part-time gig at Publix to supplement a $300 Social Security check. For rock stars, h ... More >>

Mugshots Fridays: The 2011 Muggies

​​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intr ... More >>

Ed Koch Gone Bad, Tiny Coolio Braids, and Crowdsourcing a Beard Joke

​​Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to ... More >>

Happy Birthday, Alice Cooper! Three Farcical Encounters With the King of Shock Rock

​Crossfade's favorite shock rocker, Alice Cooper, turns 63 today. And even though he's probably out at some exclusive country club working on his celebrity golf game, we like the image of vintage Alice that involves prop blood, live chickens, and nightly decapitations. So to celebrate AC's birthd ... More >>

Washed Out Teaches Us How to Chill at Eve, January 21

Photo by Ian Witlen​View photos from Washed Out's performance at Eve here.Washed OutWith ANREve, Miami Friday, January 21, 2011 Better than: Chilling on chillwave -- at home.We didn't really know what to expect last night at Eve. Sure, Washed Out frontman Ernest Greene has done a solid job of bei ... More >>

Classiest Comic Book Movie Ever

Photo by Ian Witlen​View photos from Washed Out's performance at Eve here.Washed OutWith ANREve, Miami Friday, January 21, 2011 Better than: Chilling on chillwave -- at home.We didn't really know what to expect last night at Eve. Sure, Washed Out frontman Ernest Greene has done a solid job of bei ... More >>

Red: Classiest comic book movie ever

Photo by Ian Witlen​View photos from Washed Out's performance at Eve here.Washed OutWith ANREve, Miami Friday, January 21, 2011 Better than: Chilling on chillwave -- at home.We didn't really know what to expect last night at Eve. Sure, Washed Out frontman Ernest Greene has done a solid job of bei ... More >>

Mickey Rourke Campaigns for the Oscar by Calling Sean Penn a Homophobe

The Daily Beast obtained text messages by our favorite local comeback kid Mickey Rourke trashing Sean Penn's performance in Milk and calling him a homophobe. It's ironic that Rourke is freely castigating people as homophobes when he was the one caught on tape calling a reporter a faggot just a few m ... More >>

Last Night: Meat Loaf at Pompano Beach Amphitheatre

The Daily Beast obtained text messages by our favorite local comeback kid Mickey Rourke trashing Sean Penn's performance in Milk and calling him a homophobe. It's ironic that Rourke is freely castigating people as homophobes when he was the one caught on tape calling a reporter a faggot just a few m ... More >>

The Party Crasher - Zo & Wade Team Up For Summer Groove, Rodman Hits The Titty Bar

The Daily Beast obtained text messages by our favorite local comeback kid Mickey Rourke trashing Sean Penn's performance in Milk and calling him a homophobe. It's ironic that Rourke is freely castigating people as homophobes when he was the one caught on tape calling a reporter a faggot just a few m ... More >>

All American, All Fun

We’ve got your Fourth of July plans right here, friends

Message Bored

Hollywood ho-hum horror keeps ripping off the best, turning out the worst

Hookah Hunt

It's easier to find Middle Eastern tunes and tobacco than you'd think

Viva Ann-Margret

The famous Swede kicks it up for Whorehouse

Nitpicking in Reverse

While there was plenty to criticize about the year's big releases, 2000 shone nonetheless for its subtle surprises

The Good, the Bad, and the Elderly

While there was plenty to criticize about the year's big releases, 2000 shone nonetheless for its subtle surprises

Queen of the Kingmakers

If you're a political candidate with big ideas and little cash, the first call you make is to Irene Secada