It's a woman's world out there, and men are unfortunately the underdogs. Case in point: innumerable ladies' nights, having to pay for women's drinks, and long nights slept on couches.
Where's the love for the boys?
Thankfully, Miami's newest man cave, Kork Wine & Cheese, understands the man's toil.
Mark your calendars, as Tuesday is now officially Gentlemen's Night. Kicking off tonight at 7, Miami's finest gentlemen are invited to don their finest attire for a night full of cigars, dominoes, and poker in the cellar. Nagging wife or girlfriend not included, unless you're into that kind of thing.
As a nod to the Mad Men style currently in full popularity, there will be a sultry cocktail waitress on hand to cater to every need. Did we mention she was hot?
Drink specials include half-off house wine and draft beer.
Ladies, don't worry, you haven't been forgotten. Just picture it: 50 plus well-dressed, professional handsome men. Think of it as role reversal at it's finest.
And of course, what happens in the cellar stays in the cellar.
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