Free Lunch at Goldfinger Palm Beach

I was going to tell you about how to get a free drink at a strip club by printing out a coupon off of a Craigslist event posting, but that promotion expired yesterday, tough luck. Instead I'll tell you where to go for free lunch with bare naked ladies. Here are...

By Jacob Katel

March 30, 2009

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I was going to tell you about how to get a free drink at a strip club by printing out a coupon off of a Craigslist event posting, but that promotion expired yesterday, tough luck. Instead I'll tell you where to go for free lunch with bare naked ladies.

Here are three promotions advertised by Goldfinger Palm Beach (8340 Resource Dr., West Palm Beach) through their website.

Late Night Complimentary Buffet - Friday & Saturday 2am-4am
Free Lunch - Monday through Saturday - 12 noon - 2:30pm
Daily Happy Hour Buffet - 4pm - 7pm

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