We Continue To Care About A-Rod's Love Life

This Rodonna/MadRod/MoRo situation continues to grip a world that is absolutely, above all things, incessant about knowing who Madonna is fucking at all times, always. Alex Rodriquez finally spoke out about the alleged affair of the heart with the Queen of Pop, and says that they're just friends. So a...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

December 8, 2008

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This Rodonna/MadRod/MoRo situation continues to grip a world that is absolutely, above all things, incessant about knowing who Madonna is fucking at all times, always. Alex Rodriquez finally spoke out about the alleged affair of the heart with the Queen of Pop, and says that they're just friends. So a high profile, scandalous "friendship" while both were going through headline grabbing divorces was all that was.

A-Rod is in fact, according to some reports, desperately texting up a storm with some unkown model named Melissa Britos. He wants to hang out with her, like, all the time.

She's not the same model as the one starring in the Fountainbleau ad campaign is she?

--Kyle Munzenrieder

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