Riptide has obtained a stash of several of the Big Berlusconi's salacious and infidelity-laced emails, which were sealed in an explosive local court case.
We briefly spoke with Zormelo, who stated he works for Shaq, and asked him to send us a copy of this chat. He never got back to us.
And yes, that's really Shaq's chat handle.
J Z: I just got law abiding citizen and the ninja movie
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Send it
J Z: When you gonna be home
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Call tony do u kno a vanessa
J Z: Yes. What's up
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: From were
J Z: Mia
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Whts her last name and did I have u call a vanessa for me
J Z: I dk her last name. And yea a while ago.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Yea what
J Z: I called her.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: And said what
J Z: she didn't pick up.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Wht u call her for
J Z: You didn't tell me
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Who told u
J Z: You didnt tell me what's I was calling her for Big.
J Z: I called with you there
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Bullshit
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Who else was there
J Z: Lol. Are you ok dude
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Wht number did u call
J Z: I don't know her mother big.
J Z: You asked me to call some girl for you so I did.
J Z: I dk anything else about it
J Z: You said she called me private or sumthin yesterday
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Liar I never asked you to call a bitch
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Who was wit us
J Z: No one. Maybe it was Shawn who asked me then
J Z: Are you with someone right now ?
[Editor's note: From this point, the name "Shawn" starts to come up a lot. In the suit in which these emails were filed, Shaq's former IT guy, Shawn Darling, claims Shaq used this conversation -- which he then forwarded to a law enforcement contact -- to snare Zormelo into saying the rogue IT guy ordered the harassment of Lopez. Maybe so. All we know is we wish we had a subservient henchman we could confuse/intimidate the shit out of on a Tuesday afternoon.]
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Shawn who
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Nigga I'm waitin
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Yo
J Z: Call me
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Shawn who
J Z: Call me
J Z: Marion.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Why would he ask u to call her for me I'm a call u from a 862 number answer nigga
J Z: why you gotta call me a liar dude
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Cuz I didn't ask u to call no bitch for me, what the fuk r u doing and u aint answer my question why did shawn ask u to call a bitch for me
J Z: Call me.
J Z: I'm driving.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Naa fuk dat I'm talkn to u thru this u aint answerin my question how many other shawns u know in miami, and dnt lie
J Z: I don't know any other shawns cept a computer dude
J Z: Look. I don't lie to you never have and always been in your corner.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: What computer dude. How u kno him was he the one dat ask u to call vanessa
J Z: Somebody asked me to call a v n Miami I did not talk to her.
J Z: I don't know who the girl is big.
J Z: What is going on
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: What computer dude how u kno him u b talkn to him alot
J Z: No. Not in a long time. Like what did I do.
J Z: Maybe met him once
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: When the last time u talked to him
J Z: Long time ago.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: When
J Z: When I was n Miami
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: I asked u two weeks ago did u kno a Sean u told me no.
J Z: Dude. I don't know what you're trying to do or make this look like big. I don't know what is going on.
J Z: 3 yrs ago I met a comp dude named Shawn.
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Yea ok whateva nigga its cool. You I kno I never ask you to call a bitch for me but its cool, I'm a c u around
J Z: The only vanessa I know is Ricky wife
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Yea ok
J Z: You want to make me a bad guy towards you dude?
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Naa we good dnt worry about it but u kno I never had u call no bitch
J Z: I don't do a thing wrong to you dude. Or lie to you about a thing
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Ok then we good then but u kno sean had u call dat bitch
J Z: Yes I think it was him I said
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: U kno it was him stop bullshittin man
J Z: My bad man
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Your bad for what
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Just say what he had you do
J Z: You seemed upset.
J Z: big. I remember
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Upset for what just tell me the truth it was him dat told u call dat girl wasn't it
J Z: Calling a Vanessa for someone that's it
J Z: I didn't talk to her. It went to voicemail.
J Z: I got private calls and I didn't know how it was from.
J Z: So I asked you yesterday if it was you
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Yea cuz sean told u to call, see now u skating dancing bak and forth, u bullshitting man,
J Z: Nigga. I would never lie to not keep it real with you
J Z: you said you didn't have me call her so it has to be Shawn then
J Z: What r you talkin about
J Z: Why don't you just call me. You got me talkin thru text
KING OF DIESEL DOG MAFIA: Yea alright bro. U kno I didn't have you call no bitch. Forget it bro.
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