Mugshots Friday: Twice in a Week?

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

May 2, 2014

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 4/30

Charges: Burglary of an Unoccupied Dwelling, Petit Theft, Cocaine Possession

This guy looks like an action movie hero's street wise sidekick got really depressingly old.

Arrested: 4/29

Charges: Burglary, Battery, Assault with a Firearm, Grand Theft Auto, etc.

Tro? Cro? Listen buddy, if you're gonna get something tattooed on your forehead would you mind having it actually make sense instead of a collection of seemingly random letters?

Arrested: 4/27

Charges: Possession of a Drug without Prescription, Driving with a Suspended License

You know what you see someone who has a look that is trying to desperately to communicate that they're a person of some sort of alternative subculture but you can't quite figure out what? Is she a hipster? Is she into punk? Nu-metal? Is she dating a dude in a reggae band? Does she knit? What's going on here and how do we make fun of her in a Portlandia sketch?

Arrested: 4/28

Charges: Aggravated Assault, Battery and Criminal Mischief

Ms. Dayday? That's all good and well, but when happens when some nice man comes around and tries to make your Mrs. Knightknight or something?

Arrested: 4/24 | 4/28

Charges: Stolen Shopping Cart Possession and Petit Theft | Stolen Shopping Cart Possession

Getting arrested for stealing shopping carts? Twice in one week!?

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