Mugshots Friday: The Thanksgiving Hangover Edition

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that...

By Gus Garcia-Roberts

November 25, 2011

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 11/19

Charged with: Indecent exposure

Proto-Hipster Pat says: It's pie-for-breakfast day! We're going to wrap this one up quick so you can get back to watching Saved By The Bell all morning.

Arrested: 11/19

Charged with: Battery

This is the face our aunt made when her rhubarb pie was deemed better than another aunt's pumpkin pie. Okay, no more pie jokes.

Arrested: 11/23

Charged with: Battery

His skin is Italian leather and he bleeds merlot. He could go on if we knew about more fancy things.

Arrested: 11/18

Charged with: Battery

What's this, battery week? And of course this fella has to be wearing a wifebeater and--even more incriminating-- that face.

Arrested: 11/20

Charged with: Loitering/Prowling

Look at the composition here. Some people just take a Rembrandt-eque mugshot.

Arrested: 11/18

Charged with: Possession of a controlled substance

Look at those Shaq Monocles. It's Miami in a lady!

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