Mugshots Friday: The Ol' Purple Eyebrow

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that...

By Kyle Munzenrieder

May 17, 2013

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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.

Arrested: 3/14

I bet you didn't know Mugshots Friday is at heart a beauty trend blog, and we're here to say that candy colored eyebrows are officially the new hot summer trend. You'll thank us when you spot Katy Perry sporting turquoise eyebrows during her summer tour.

Arrested: 3/15

Charges: Battery and Throwing or Shooting a Deadly Missile

What exactly is a star on your throat supposed to signify? That you're really good at swallowing?

Arrested: 3/14

Charges: Urinating or Defecating in a Public Place

For someone wearing a mesh tanktop who just got arrested for shitting in public this guy sure looks smug.

Arrested: 5/09

Charges:Battery

Unconfirmed reports that the subject tried to falsely identifying himself as "the Great Cornholio" and demanded "TP" for his "bunghole."

Arrested: 5/09

Charges: Battery

This pretty much sums up the past couple of weeks for the Miami Dolphins, actually.

Arrested: 5/12

Charges:Disorderly Conduct in an Establishment

Used to be in 2001 that popped collars were the symbol of suburban white kid swag. Now they're just a sign that you need to take your drunk ass home in a cab from the club before you wind up posing for one of these.

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