Chris Paciello's Five Most Notoriously Violent Beatdowns

Former nightlife impresario Chris Paciello's triumphant return to South Beach just got a kick in the pants.

This week, Miami New Times chronicles how the ex-club kingpin joined the ranks of other famous mob turncoats like Henry Hill and Sammy "The Bull" Gravano. Frank Owen — an investigative journalist who authored Clubland, a book partially about Paciello's rise and fall — divulges the mob secrets Paciello gave up. He snitched on the Bonanno crime family so he could avoid life in prison for the 1993 murder of a 46-year-old Staten Island housewife in a botched home invasion he planned.

Long before he became a rat, though, Paciello was arguably the most feared palooka in power on Miami Beach, lording over the city's decadent party scene in the late 1990s. Anyone who got on his bad side usually ended up with stitches and/or knocked out cold. His victims included a Latin King, a former Mr. Universe, an ex-arena football player, and a paparazzo.

Before you check out Owen's feature story, catch up on Paciello's five most notoriously violent beatdowns over the years below.

5. Ax attack
In the summer of 1994, Paciello and cohort Michael Caruso fought with bouncers near the entrance to New York dance hall Sound Factory. Alex Cofield, head of security and reputed member of the Latin Kings, rushed at Paciello with an ax handle. Paciello snatched the handle away and beat Cofield with his own weapon. No criminal charges were filed in the incident.

4. Beer bottle beatdown
On June 25, 1996, bodybuilder Michael Quinn was sitting at a table inside the VIP room of Paciello's nightclub Liquid when Paciello overheard him call a patron the N-word. Paciello smashed a beer bottle into the 270-pound bodybuilder's face, shattering his nose and several facial bones. Quinn alleged Paciello also repeatedly kicked him. A civil jury subsequently acquitted him, ruling Paciello acted in self-defense.

3. Football player knockout
Two months after bludgeoning Quinn, Paciello ran into Matt Martinez, a former player of the defunct Miami Hooters arena football team. Martinez, ex-husband of supermodel Niki Taylor, approached Paciello incensed that the club owner was dating his baby momma. Paciello allegedly knocked Martinez out with one blow. No criminal charges were filed.

2. Russian stabbing
In 1997, while on a trip to New York City, Paciello and some friends accompanied former Miss USSR Julia Sukhanova to nightclub Life. A brawl erupted when a Russian photographer would not leave the beauty queen alone. He was stabbed three times. Paciello was arrested for attempted murder, but the charges were dropped when surveillance video revealed that one of his friends committed the stabbing. But the tape did show Paciello punching the photographer.

1. Hollywood revenge
After his release from federal prison in 2006, Paciello has had a tough time shedding the hood label. On Aug. 17, 2008, in Hollywood, California, Paciello and a friend allegedly hunted down Will Wright, who had argued with the ex-mob associate earlier in the evening. Wright alleged Paciello slammed his car into him, knocking him to the pavement. Then Paciello, who was charged with felony assault, pummeled Wright. The charges were dropped after video of the incident showed Wright wielding a knife. Two years later, Paciello was again arrested with assault during a brawl at Voyeur nightclub in Hollywood. His attorney, Keith Fink, told Page Six that Paciello was the victim: "He was in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Indeed.

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