Sure, Miami may be a party fairyland filled with bashes, booze, and beautiful people, but every now and then, our ratchet side comes out... Just take a look at what happened to Calvin Harris the last time he paid a visit to the 305.
Some heckler at LIV ruined his vibe after she told the DJ to play "something original." Harris called her a "dumb fucking bitch," had her escorted out of the club, and went on with the show.
But the bright-eyed beau is putting the drama behind him and returning to Miami for some love. Looks like the Scottish DJ has been cast by the Magic City spell.
Here are the six best South Beach parties to crash this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Dannic and Dyro. With Mednas. Thursday, September 26, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Ignite" your desire to fist pump with Dannic and Dyro's intoxicating uhntz-uhntz.
Tone Lōc. With Mr. Mauricio. Friday, September 27, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Bring out your Hammer pants and Adidas sneakers, "get live with the honey," and watch rap legend Tone Lōc do his "Wild Thing."
12th Planet. With Style of Eye. Friday, September 27, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. 12th Planet's gonna get you high off "Bass Salt" with his "face-melting, bone-crushing space-gangster beats."
Alesso. With Dave Sol. Friday, September 27, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $60-$75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Everything [may seem] like a city of dreams" for Alesso, but having worked with Sebastian Ingrosso, Calvin Harris, and other hard-hitters, looks like the 22-year-old DJ is living in a successful state of EDM reality.
Calvin Harris. With Mednas. Saturday, September 28, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $75-$125 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Money can buy you a lot of things, but it can't buy you love. Just ask the the richest DJ in the world. Calvin Harris may be banking, but he's a lonely boy who really just "Need[s] Your Love."
Trick Daddy. With DJs Entice, Bulletproof, and Fergie & Springer. Saturday, September 28, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Trick Daddy's turning the big 4-0. And he's celebrating the way any successful rapper outta the 305 would: with a mega liquor-fueled bash at Cameo. Happy Birthday, Trick!
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