Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Legendary fitness guru and Florida State University alum Richard Simmons is 64 today. And frankly, he doesn't look a day over 64. The peppiest man in short-shorts is a true testament to healthy living, proving one jumping jack at a time that dedication, dancing, and dieting can keep you looking...

By Victor Gonzalez

July 12, 2012

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Legendary fitness guru and Florida State University alum Richard Simmons is 64 today. And frankly, he doesn't look a day over 64.

The peppiest man in short-shorts is a true testament to healthy living, proving one jumping jack at a time that dedication, dancing, and dieting can keep you looking like a cute old lady forever.

In the name of Richard Simmons, go out this weekend and dance your fat little ass off at one the six best club parties on South Beach.

Patrick M. Thursday, July 12, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnighclub.com. Tickets are $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. When you think of Argentine expats with a knack for EDM, you think of Patrick M. You also think of Patrick M when you hear Miami house music, because the two are interchangeable. This dude is Miami house.

Tatiana Fontes. Friday, July 13, 11 p.m., SET, 320 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Anyone who's ever said that supermodels can't DJ has clearly never heard of Tatiana Fontes.

Anja Schneider and Stacey Pullen. Friday, July 13, 11 p.m., Treehouse, 323 SW 23rd ST, Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Mobilee Records founder Anja Schneider invades Treehouse this week with her killer set and wicked remixes.

EC Twins. Saturday, July 14, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The whole twin thing isn't a marketing scheme, they're actual twins. And they're rather talented too.

Tim Mason. Saturday, July 14, 11 p.m., Wall Lounge, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-938-3131; wallmiami.com. Tickets cost $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are great, but they're even better as EDM.

David Penn. Sunday, July 15, 11 p.m., SET Nightclub, 320 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach; 305-531-2800; setmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. ¡Viva España! ¡Viva David Penn!

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