Even though Ultra Music Festival's lineup and set times are conveniently and instantly available via the fest's official app, we here at Crossfade wanna highlight three two reasons why all y'all beat freaks might need an easily printable, plain-text version of the UMF sked:
1. You can't afford a fucking iPhone or Android 'cause you spent all your cash on a three-day festival pass and a big bag of raver snacks.
2. Cell service sorta sucks at Ultra. Just ask anyone who's ever tried to tweetcast a trip to the port-a-potty at UMF.
3. Each day at Ultra will last about 12 hours. You're gonna forget to charge your phone. It will die. And consequently, you will miss Saturday night's M83 set at 8 p.m. on the Live Stage. UPDATE: Well, actually, the 2012 fest's got a whole bank of phone recharging stations. These people really have their shit on lock.
So, uh, you should probably Don't trust the fate of your Ultra experience to mobile technology. Still ... See the cut for Ultra Music Festival's full three-day schedule.
Friday, March 23
Main Stage
4:00 p.m. The Knocks
4:40 p.m. Tommy Trash
5:40 p.m. Martin Solveig
6:40 p.m. Benny Benassi
7:45 p.m. Afrojack
9:15 p.m. Skrillex
10:30 p.m. Tiėsto
Live Stage
4:00 p.m. Jack Beats
4:40 p.m. Afrobeta
5:20 p.m. Neon Indian
6:40 p.m. New Order
8:10 p.m. Miike Snow
9:40 p.m. Kraftwerk
11:10 p.m. Pretty Lights
Carl Cox & Friends
4:00 p.m. Jon Rundell
5:00 p.m. Dubfire
6:30 p.m. Loco Dice
8:00 p.m. Richie Hawtin
10:00 p.m. Carl Cox
UMF Korea
4:00 p.m. Nicky Romero
5:00 p.m. Michael Woods
5:50 p.m. Chris Lake
6:40 p.m. Madeon
7:30 p.m. Porter Robinson
8:20 p.m. Dirty South
9:20 p.m. Groove Armada
10:20 p.m. Dirty South
11:10 p.m. Wolfgang Gartner
UMF Worldwide
4:00 p.m. Kissy Sell Out
5:00 p.m. Paper Diamond
6:00 p.m. Mimosa
7:00 p.m. Alvin Risk
8:00 p.m. Treasure Fingers
9:00 p.m. Camo & Krooked
10:00 p.m. DJ Muggs
11:00 p.m. Nobody Beats the Drum
UMF Radio
4:00 p.m. Pierce Fulton
5:00 p.m. Sandro Silva
6:00 p.m. Deekline
7:00 p.m. DJ Icey
8:00 p.m. Stanton Warriors
9:00 p.m. Plump DJs
10:20 p.m. Carbon Airways
11:00 p.m. Krafty Kuts
BAO Dome
4:00 p.m. Luke da Duke
5:00 p.m. Jeremy Olander
6:00 p.m. Hatiras
7:00 p.m. Richard Dinsdale
8:00 p.m. Spencer & Hill
9:00 p.m. Jefr Tale
10:00 p.m. Swanky Tunes
11:00 p.m. Electric Soulside
Eco Village
4:00 p.m. Roman Nicolai
4:45 p.m. DJ Influence
5:30 p.m. Troy Kurtz
6:15 p.m. SanedracHunter
7:00 p.m. Spinfantastic
7:45 p.m. Swanky Jones
8:30 p.m. Andrew Parsons
9:15 p.m. Flynn Nolan
10:00 p.m. The Flash Brothers
10:45 p.m. Aleksus Sanchez
11:30 p.m. James Nao b2b Teezy Milhoan
Saturday, March 24
Main Stage
12:00 p.m. DJ Koo
12:45 p.m. Alex Metric
1:25 p.m. Zedd
2:20 p.m. A-Trak
3:20 p.m. Hardwell
4:25 p.m. Erick Morillo
5:30 p.m. Laidback Luke
6:45 p.m. Duck Sauce
8:10 p.m. Fatboy Slim
9:40 p.m. Justice
11:00 p.m. Avicii
Live Stage
12:00 p.m. Miss Nine
12:55 p.m. Mord Fustang
2:10 p.m. Carbon Airways
3:30 p.m. Digitalism DJ Set
5:00 p.m. Little Dragon
6:30 p.m. Metronomy
8:00 p.m. M83
9:30 p.m. DJ Shadow
11:00 p.m. 2 Many DJs
Carl Cox & Friends
1:00 p.m. Maetrik
2:00 p.m. Yousef
3:00 p.m. Cassy
4:30 p.m. Seth Troxler
6:00 p.m. Magda
7:30 p.m. Carl Cox
9:30 p.m. Sven Vath
UMF Brazil
12:00 p.m. High Contrast b2b Netsky
1:00 p.m. Big Chocolate
2:00 p.m. Mt. Eden
3:00 p.m. Skream and Benga
4:00 p.m. Zeds Dead
5:00 p.m. 12th Planet
6:30 p.m. Flux Pavilion b2b Doctor P
8:00 p.m. Pendulum (DJ set)
9:00 p.m. Andy C
10:00 p.m. Datsik
11:00 p.m. Boregore
Annie Mac Presents
12:00 p.m. Jackmaster
2:00 p.m. Tensnake
4:00 p.m. Nadastrom
5:00 p.m. Gesaffelstein
6:00 p.m. Brodinski
7:00 p.m. Sinden
8:00 p.m. Switch
9:00 p.m. Busy P
10:00 p.m. Dillon Francis
11:00 p.m. Annie Mac
UMF Radio
12:00 p.m. Laura of Miami
1:00 p.m. Jefferson Funk
2:00 p.m. Pedro M
3:00 p.m. IDeal & J-Break
4:00 p.m. Rod B. & Re Dupre
5:00 p.m. Noel Sanger
6:00 p.m. Nate Campbell
7:00 p.m. Sydney Blu
8:00 p.m. Riotgear
9:00 p.m. Lance Blaise & Gabriel Ben
10:00 p.m. Beltek
11:00 p.m. Phunk Investigation
BAO Dome
12:00 p.m. Rodrigo Vieira & Ferris
1:00 p.m. Bass Jackers
2:00 p.m. Felix Cartal
3:00 p.m. Junior Sanchez
4:00 p.m. Elio Riso
5:00 p.m. Deniz Koyu
7:00 p.m. Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano
8:00 p.m. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike
9:00 p.m. Sidney Samson
10:00 p.m. Sultan & Ned Shepard
11:00 p.m. Felguk
Eco Village
12:00 p.m. Professor Genius Brains
12:30 p.m. Lazerdisk Party Sex
1:00 p.m. CO/OP
1:45 p.m. Foniko
2:30 p.m. Jakpot
3:15 p.m. Richard Fraioli
4:00 p.m. Rhoan Troy
4:45 p.m. Christopher James
5:30 p.m. SpinnZinn
6:15 p.m. Jimmie Page
7:00 p.m. Bass Control
7:45 p.m. Jeff Thompson
8:30 p.m. DJ Stellar
9:15 p.m. Subguys
10:00 p.m. DJ Xta-C
10:45 p.m. Gypsy
11:30 p.m. Transoverload
Sunday, March 25
Main Stage
12:00 p.m. Shut Da Mouth
1:00 p.m. Cedric Gervais
2:00 p.m. Bingo Players
3:00 p.m. Cazzette
4:05 p.m. Dev
4:20 p.m. Steve Aoki
5:25 p.m. Knife Party
6:30 p.m. Fedde Le Grand
7:40 p.m. Kaskade
8:50 p.m. David Guetta
10:00 p.m. Armin van Buuren
Live Stage
12:00 p.m. Keys N Krates
1:00 p.m. Savoy (Live)
2:15 p.m. Big Gigantic
3:30 p.m. SBTRKT (Live)
4:40 p.m. Flying Lotus
5:40 p.m. Katy B
6:00 p.m. Magnetic Man
7:20 p.m. Bloody Beetroots (DJ set)
8:45 p.m. Chase & Status (Live)
10:00 p.m. Bassnectar
A State of Trance 550
12:00 p.m. Eco
1:00 p.m. Marcus Schossow
2:00 p.m. Jochen Miller
3:00 p.m. Tritonal
4:00 p.m. Cosmic Gate
5:00 p.m. Sander van Doorn
6:00 p.m. Dash Berlin
7:00 p.m. Ferry Corsten
8:00 p.m. Armin van Buuren
9:00 p.m. Gareth Emery
10:00 p.m. ATB
UMF Ibiza
12:00 p.m. Gelabert
1:00 p.m. Riotgear
2:00 p.m. Remo
3:00 p.m. Popof
4:00 p.m. Layo & Bushwacka
5:00 p.m. Nic Fanciulli
6:00 p.m. Joris Voorn
7:00 p.m. Steve Lawler
8:00 p.m. Gui Boratto
9:00 p.m. John Digweed
10:00 p.m. Adam Beyer
UMF Worldwide
12:00 p.m. Christopher James
1:00 p.m. Ammie Graves
2:00 p.m. Renato Ratier
3:00 p.m. Deniz Kurtel (Live)
4:00 p.m. Tale of Us
5:00 p.m. Maya Jane Coles
6:00 p.m. Lee Foss
7:00 p.m. Art Department
8:00 p.m. Damian Lazarus
9:00 p.m. Jamie Jones
10:00 p.m. Seth Troxler
UMF Radio
12:00 p.m. DJ Wags
12:30 p.m. Lightfield (Live)
1:00 p.m. Jared Coetzee
2:00 p.m. Hill Huerta
3:00 p.m. Proxxy & Lantern
4:00 p.m. Metaphysical
5:00 p.m. Cato K
6:00 p.m. Ranidu
7:00 p.m. Jes (Live)
8:00 p.m. Afrobeta
8:45 p.m. Rodrigo Vieira & Ferris
9:45 p.m. Mykris
10:00 p.m. Beltek
11:00 p.m. Phunk Investigation
BAO Dome
12:00 p.m. Rhino & Miss Cooper
1:00 p.m. Love & Light
2:00 p.m. Joe Bermudez
3:00 p.m. Paul Thomas
4:00 p.m. Manuel De La Mare & Alex Kenji
5:00 p.m. Stefano Noferini
6:00 p.m. Hard Rock Sofa
7:00 p.m. Joachim Garraud
8:00 p.m. Stripe
9:00 p.m. Lazy Rich
10:00 p.m. Jelo
Eco Village
12:00 p.m. Darick Gyorgy
12:30 p.m. Vida & Hannah Rad
1:00 p.m. Hugh Cleal
1:45 p.m. Andreas Fresko
2:30 p.m. Bass Nacho
3:15 p.m. Shwann
4:00 p.m. N3ako
4:45 p.m. Shira - Masss
5:30 p.m. Kcis
6:15 p.m. Wyzzard & Hyro
7:00 p.m. Bishope Magnetic
7:45 p.m. Jason Daniel
8:30 p.m. Dabura
9:15 p.m. Ryan Morales
10:00 p.m. Roe Revolution
10:30 p.m. DMP
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