It's a sad state of affairs when Rihanna and Chris Brown are sucking face and playing grab ass inside New York City's Griffin nightclub.
TMZ reports that Breezy and RiRi spent the better part of Monday night and early Tuesday morning "all over each other." The former couple was allegedly spotted kissing and even pulled a Houdini act, disappearing to the bathroom together for 20-some-odd minutes.
Despite her memorably busted-up face from 2009, a restraining order, and an outpouring of concern from fans all over the world, it appears that Rihanna is totally cool with letting Brown back into the picture.
Clearly, she's not familiar with Ike and Tina Turner, or any of the other volatile relationships that have plagued musicians over the years.
Hopefully, the following list will remind RiRi that it's never too late to get out. Stay strong, princess.
See also:
-Chris Brown and Ten Other Famous Wife-Beaters
-Rihanna Tells Chris Brown, "Imma Make You My Bitch"
-Chris Brown's Rihanna Neck Tattoo and the Six Most Ratchet Rapper Tats Ever
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes and Andre Rison
Johnny Cash sang that "Love is a burning thing/And it makes a fiery ring/Bound by wild desire/I fell into a ring fire."
Well, Andre Rison fell into an extremely volatile relationship with a crazy chick who tried burning their house down. Lesson learned, right? No, they remained a couple.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
This Mötley Crüe member's relationship with Ms. Anderson wasn't so much abusive (unless you count shoving his enormous drummer dong down his then-wife's throat in a homemade porno) as it was wacko. Their on-and-off-again love lasted years. But was it really worth the heartache and Hepatitis C?
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
The late Whitney called Bobby her "drug," just one of several that she was addicted to throughout her adult life. They were in "crazy love," she told Oprah Winfrey in a 2009 interview. "He slapped me once," she admitted, "but he got hit on the head three times by me." The couple finally divorced in 2007, though the damage had already been done.
J.Lo and P. Diddy
We thought it'd last forever; they were so goddamn cute together. But then Jenny from the Block and Puff Daddy started hanging around the wrong crowd, eventually finding themselves in some embarrassing legal trouble. The couple was arrested in 2001 and charged with criminal possession of a weapon after police found a gun in their SUV immediately following a shooting at a nearby New York City nightclub. How does your relationship survive that? Oh, right. It doesn't.
Ike and Tina Turner
Let Ike tell you what happened: "Yeah I hit her," he explained to Spin in 1985, "but I didn't hit her more than the average guy beats his wife."
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