Everyone's 'bout to get long-weekend wild.
It's almost Memorial Day in Miami. There are way too many megaclub and nudie bar parties. But "yeah, yeah, uh," we're still gonna attend 'em all.
As Mr. Trinidad says: "Got new shoes, got new clothes ... We got bad bitches and a ton of brew."
It's work-it-hard time. Just check the cut for Crossfade's party guide to Memorial Day weekend 2013 in Miami.
See also:
-Best of the Best 2013 Festival Guide, From Beenie Man to Beres Hammond
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Six Best EDM Parties on South Beach
-Memorial Day Weekend 2013: Ten Best Rap Parties in Miami
-Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami
Shaq. With DJ Irie. Tuesday, May 21, 11 p.m., Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Roxy Reynolds. Hosting Lapadance Tuesdays. With Veatrice. Tuesday, May 21, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
The Knocks. With Ruen and Jessica Who. Wednesday, May 22, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Birdman and Rick Ross. As part of The H mixtape release party. Thursday, May 23, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Trinidad James and DJ Khaled. Presented by Young Chow and Stay In Ya Lane. With Massive B, Bulletproof, Fergie & Springer, DJ Magic, and DJ Maxx. Thursday, May 23, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $35 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Brass Knuckles. With Mednas. Thursday, May 23, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Juelz Santana. As part of the NYC Shutdown. With DJ Camilo. Friday, May 24, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Super Bowl Champ Bryant McKinnie's Da Kick Off: Welcome to Miami Madness Pool Party. With Juelz Santana. Friday, May 24, 1 to 9 p.m., Catalina Hotel & Beach Club, 1732 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-1160; catalinahotel.com. Weekend party passes cost $125 and up plus fees via miamimadnessweekend.com. Ages 21 and up.
Ace Hood's Celebrity Mansion Birthday Party. With King of Diamonds strip club dancers. Friday, May 24, 4 p.m. to 11 p.m., Villa 221, 221 NE 17th St., Miami; 305-416-5280; villa221.com. Tickets cost $25 plus fees via eventbrite.com. Ages 21 and up.
Dave Sol. Friday, May 24, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
French Montana. Friday, May 24, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up.
Busta Rhymes. With DJ Irie. Friday, May 24, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Juelz Santana. With DJs Amazing and Lucky C. Friday, May 24, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30. Ages 21 and up.
We the Best South Beach Takeover. With DJ Khaled, Nino Brown, Ace Hood, Mavado, and Vado. Friday, May 24, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $35 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
DVS1. Presented by Un_Mute. With Misha, Renato Lopez, and Hilary Warner. Friday, May 24, 11:45 p.m., Therapy, 60 NE 11th St., Miami; clubtherapymiami.com. Tickets cost $10 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Diddy's Day Party. Presented by A-Listers Live. With DJ Bulletproof. Saturday, May 25, 3 to 10 p.m., Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
DJ Khaled and Rick Ross. Presenting the Suffering From Success Party. Saturday, May 25, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Bare. With Felix House & Max Kartel, Jumanji, Disidente, and others. Saturday, May 25, 10 p.m., EVE, 1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami; 305-995-5050; miamieve.com. Tickets cost $10 to $20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 18 and up.
Yo Gotti. Hosted by Keyshia Kaoir. With Sheik, Young A.C., DJ Scream, and Bigga Rankin. Saturday, May 25, 10 p.m., Club Play, 1045 Fifth St., Miami Beach; 305-532-4340; clubplaysouthbeach.com. Tickets cost $30 and up plus fees via eventbrite.com. Ages 21 and up.
Chus + Ceballos. With Louis Puig and DJ Camilo. Saturday, May 25, 10 p.m., Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami; 305-375-0001; clubspace.com. Tickets cost $25 to $35 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Meek Mill and DJ Drama. Hosted by VH1's Heartbreaker, Dayami Pardon, and Jasmin Cadavid. With DJs Affect, Bulletproof, Fergie, and Springer. Saturday, May 25, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Stephan Luke. With Axel Beca and Hugo M. Saturday, May 25, 11 p.m., Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Young Jeezy. Saturday, May 25, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up.
Juelz Santana's Splish Splash Pool Bash & BBQ. With DJs Boof, Scoota, and Epps. Sunday, May 26, 1 to 9 p.m., Catalina Hotel & Beach Club, 1732 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-1160; catalinahotel.com. Weekend party passes cost $125 and up plus fees via miamimadnessweekend.com. Ages 21 and up.
South Beach Battle Bowl 2K13. With Math Hoffa vs. E. Ness, as well as The Renegades, Slo-V and Retro, Cashy, and others. Sunday, May 26, 2:30 to 8 p.m., Club Play, 1045 Fifth St., Miami Beach; 305-532-4340; clubplaysouthbeach.com. Tickets cost $30 and up plus fees via eventbrite.com.
Ice Billion Berg and Lil Scrappy. As part of the Miami vs. Atlanta Strip Off. With DJs Teflon and Ice-T. Sunday, May 26, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30. Ages 21 and up.
Young Jeezy. With DJ Scream, Bigga Rankin, and DJ Demp. Sunday, May 26, 10 p.m., Club Play, 1045 Fifth St., Miami Beach; 305-532-4340; clubplaysouthbeach.com. Tickets cost $50 and up plus fees via eventbrite.com. Ages 21 and up.
Plies. With DJs Infamous, Epps and E-Feezy. Sunday, May 26, 11 p.m., Bamboo, 550 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-4771; bamboomiamibeach.com. Tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Meek Mill and Ace Hood. With GT Mane, DJs Affect, Fergie, Springer, and Calli B. Sunday, May 26, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Trey Songz and Young Jeezy. Monday, May 27, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave. Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30 to $60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Ace Hood. As part of the Memorial Day Comedy Show Afterparty. Monday, May 27, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30. Ages 21 and up.
Lil Wayne and Birdman. With DJs E Feezy and 360. Monday, May 27, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up.
Floyd Mayweather. Monday, May 27, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up.
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