Each and every devoted boozer and fanatical music lover in Dade County's gotta be jonesing to spend four solid days with 24 soul, funk, hip-hop, blues, and rock bands; tons of loud and dirty tuneage; and endless quantities of straight bourbon, cold beer, and flaming tequila shots, right?
Well, here's the plan: (1) Dig up your cash stash; (2) Roll some skinny cigarettes; and (3) Catch a cab to the Design District for The Stage's anniversary weekend.
The party will last approximately 80 hours. See the cut for an hour-by-hour breakdown, including full lineup and set times.
The Stage's Anniversary Weekend Lineup and Set Times
Thursday, November 10
10:00 p.m. The Stooges
11:45 p.m. Locos Por Juana
Friday, November 11
7:00 p.m. Phillip Roebuck
8:45 p.m. Tristan Clopet
10:00 p.m. ArtOffical
11:45 p.m. Cody Chesnutt
1:30 a.m. The Stooges
*With DJ Drop
Saturday, November 12
Outdoor Stage
4:00 p.m. DJ D-Kordes
5:15 p.m. Electric Piquette
7:00 p.m. Lanzallamas Monofica
8:45 p.m. Palo!
10:30 p.m. Conjunto Progresso
12:15 a.m. Suenalo
*With DJ Manuvers and live painting by Trek6
Indoor Stage
10:00 p.m. LEBO Live Art Show
11:15 p.m. The London Souls
12:40 a.m. Bright Light Social Hour
2:00 a.m. The Stooges
*With DJ Kitty Glitter
Sunday, November 13
4:00 p.m. Los Bastardos Magnificos
5:45 p.m. The Wholetones
7:30 p.m. Albert Castiglia
9:15 p.m. Big Brass Juke
11:00 p.m. Moreland & Arbuckle
*With DJ Haitian Hillbilly
The Stage One-Year Anniversary Bash. Thursday, November 10, to Sunday, November 14. The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami. Tickets cost $7 to $20 and weekend passes cost $30. Call 305-576-9577 or visit thestagemiami.com.
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