Duck Sauce's "Big Bad Wolf": A Couple of Dickheads Having NSFW Fun

Armand Van Helden and A-Trak are two sick fucks. But we love 'em for it. The electro house duo collectively known as Duck Sauce released the video for "Big Bad Wolf" yesterday and it's hilariously disturbing, undeniably crude, and all-around brilliant. Billboard thinks it's the most disturbing video of 2011...

By Victor Gonzalez

October 25, 2011

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Armand Van Helden and A-Trak are two sick fucks. But we love 'em for it.

The electro house duo collectively known as Duck Sauce released the video for "Big Bad Wolf" yesterday and it's hilariously disturbing, undeniably crude, and all-around brilliant.

Billboard thinks it's the most disturbing video of 2011 and Gawker thinks it's gross, but incredibly addictive. And Crossfade? Well, we think the Keith Schofield-directed, three-minute-long "Big Bad Wolf" clip is rad as shit, not to mention really inspiring.

Find out how a couple of literal dickheads spent their night and watch the totally NSFW "Big Bad Wolf" vid after the jump.

Shake It Off
Breaking the seal at the club is never a good idea. It's best to relieve yourself at home.

Keep it Clean
You want stay smelling fresh before hitting the bar. Make sure you shower and apply cologne to every inch of your body.

Tough Competition
Every dude in the club is competing for every chick on the dance floor. You're going to have to prove who's the bigger, better man.

Staying Fresh Pays Off
Think about what would've happened if you hadn't showered. Better yet, imagine what wouldn't have happened.

It's On
You're the irresistible big bad wolf. And now's your time to shine.

That's All You've Got?
Dude, what happened? You huffed, puffed, and blew it way too quickly.

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