Dance Like a Zombie! Best of Miami 2011 Has Risen

Have you ever seen a zombie shake some ass? Well, it happens more often than you'd think. And surprisingly, when they're not humping each other silly in the club, the undead go all Wacko Jacko for the choreographed dance steps from "Thriller." In this particular case, we've got a bunch...

By S. Pajot

June 15, 2011

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Have you ever seen a zombie shake some ass?

Well, it happens more often than you'd think. And surprisingly, when they're not humping each other silly in the club, the undead go all Wacko Jacko for the choreographed dance steps from "Thriller."

In this particular case, we've got a bunch of brain-eaters grinding flesh 'cause New Times' Best of Miami 2011 is now available online. Check out the winners in 345 categories, including Best Band, Best Dance Club, Best DJ, Best Karaoke, and Best VIP Room.

And if you need a year's supply of newsprint (you know, for reading or preparing rotting body parts for the pyre), hard copies hit streets tomorrow.

We've even got a free and downloadable Best Of... app for your iPhone or Android. Score the iPhone or Android version by searching for "Best Of" in iTunes or "Best Of Village Voice" in the Android Market.

It's simple. Even living corpses can do it.

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