Fat Monkey Bar

Everyone knows a turn at karaoke requires more than a little liquid lubrication. Luckily, the Fat Monkey Bar gets you all boozed up with frozen daquiris, beer and champagne galore before you take to the stage for a butchered rendition of "Don't Stop Believing." This Homestead outpost is big on the drink specials; ladies even drink free champagne on Friday nights. For the not-so-vocal, there are pool tables and bar games. It's a bit of a trek south, but worth it to find a place where you can live out your tone-deaf American Idol dreams unhindered. We won't judge. Neither will anyone else at this joint.