It’s All About the Situation

Let us tell you about the situation, brah. The situation is that you spent good money to get that perfect orange, radioactive-like glow. The situation is that your blowout is looking hella good tonight. The situation is that you're so juiced up that the only way you are going to...

By Jose D. Duran

January 14, 2010

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Let us tell you about the situation, brah. The situation is that you spent good money to get that perfect orange, radioactive-like glow. The situation is that your blowout is looking hella good tonight. The situation is that you're so juiced up that the only way you are going to relieve that excess energy is by fist-pumping all night. But where can you go so you'll feel right at home?

The Shore moves south, if only for a night, to Mansion (1235 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach), where Jersey Shore cast members the Situation and JWoww will host the South Beach megaclub's International Wednesdays party this week. Let's hope DJs Konflikt and Ron Luna got the jams, brah. And where in hell is Snooki, AKA Snookums, AKA Snickers, AKA Snickerdoodle? Buzzkill, brah!
Wed., Jan. 27, 11 p.m., 2010

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Jose D. Duran is associate editor of Miami New Times where he primarily oversees the arts and culture and music beats. Jose joined the New Times staff in June 2008 but has been covering Miami culture since 2005. His work has also appeared in publications likeVice, Billboard, and Spin. He’s earned numerous accolades including placing first for Weekly Newspaper Contest: Business Reporting from the Florida Press Association in 2020; placing third for the Writing: Light Feature from the Florida Press Club in 2019; and placing third in Weekly Newspaper Contest: Best Obituary from the Florida Press Association in 2015. Jose holds a bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of Florida.

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