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Pepe Billete, the Jills, and Others Talk Real Estate and Rising Sea Levels

By Pepe Billete
Mar 9, 2016

Last week, as I was canoeing my car through the flooded aftermath of a typical rainy South Beach afternoon a thought occurred to me. In 101 years, Miami Beach has gone from being an uninhabitable mojon con pelo to one of the most popular travel destinations in the world. The greater...
Pepe Billete's No-Shit Political Forecast: Super Tuesday Edition

By Pepe Billete
Mar 1, 2016

Ben Carson on being black, Marco Rubio vs. Donald Trump as a video game, and Chris Christie as an outer space creature. It's been one helluva week. On this Super Tuesday, when the Donald is preparing to wrap it all up and move to the White House, Pepe Billete spouts...
Pepe Billete's No-Shit Political Forecast for the South Carolina Primary

By Pepe Billete
Feb 19, 2016

The 2016 election may be the most Miami in history — two Cuban guys and a Communist. So Pepe Billete, the city's most profane Cuban puppet, just had to get involved. Last night, the little man with the big voice tossed his half-smoked puro into the street, stamped on it, and...
Pepe Billete on Bernie Sanders and the Use of Satire

By Pepe Billete
Oct 20, 2015

Dear Pepe, I have been a big fan of yours for a while. I think the humor and laughter you bring to social media has been second to none for a long time. Your popularity has earned you respect and a lot of fame. This in turn has made you...
Pepe Billete: Memories of My Abuela

By Pepe Billete
Jan 16, 2015

Fidel Castro is dead. I've lived the majority of my life under the watch of the admittedly impulsive eye of the exile community. I've celebrated Fidel's death in the streets of both Hialeah and la saguesera at least three times in the past 15 years, but this time the news...

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