The Red String Club

Demi does it. Firecrotch was a follower. Even the Material Girl meditates. And now you can too, because celebrities are really just like us! Remember Kabbalah, that oh-so-trendy religion that swept the nation with chic little red bracelets and guarantees of emotional satisfaction for famous people and wannabes? Now the...

By Raina McLeod

January 4, 2007

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Demi does it. Firecrotch was a follower. Even the Material Girl meditates.

And now you can too, because celebrities are really just like us! Remember Kabbalah, that oh-so-trendy religion that swept the nation with chic little red bracelets and guarantees of emotional satisfaction for famous people and wannabes? Now the Kabbalah Centre, the largest educational organization for the religion, is beginning its Sunday Morning Meditation for World Harmony and Inner Peace. The class uses a series of Hebrew letters to thank the Creator for returning the soul to the body after fighting with our evil side to make sure we see the light of the next day. Um, are we expected to believe that Paris Hilton understood all of this?
Sun., Jan. 14, 11 a.m.

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