OK, ladies, we get it. Halloween is the one time of the year when you can dress like a hooker and actually get insulted when someone offers you money for sex. It's all good. You're entitled to express your sexuality any way you see fit. The only thing is, with men busting out with costumes that revolve around wit, ingenuity, and uh, whatever this is, why are slut-o-weeners sticking to the same tired themes? Sexy cops, nurses, librarians, pirates, school girls = boring!
Here on Cultist, we urge women who enjoy utilizing their socially accepted, once-a-year, whorey-whorey-ho card to be a bit more imaginative. So, here's ten challenging costume ideas for the suggestive set that, if done correctly, can be both risqué and ridiculously funny.
1. Sexy Bea Arthur
2. Sexy Chewbacca
3. Sexy Hairless Pussy
Hey, get you're mind out of the gutter! We're not suggesting that you dress up as a painful south-of-the-boarder waxing style. We're talking about actual follicle-free felines. And there's no denying that hairless cats are frightening. Case in point:
5. Sexy Dora the Explorer
6. Sexy Ghost
7. Sexy Giant Purple Squid
We know, this one sounds impossible. But this chick can use all the help in the world:
9. Sexy Freddy Krueger
Razor fingers? Flesh melted by fire? A cheesy sweater that's been haunting our dreams since 1984? It'd take a lot of imagination to make a monster like Freddy sexy:
10. Sexy Gloria Steinem
Are we actually suggesting turning a respected feminist icon - and vehement critic of pornography - into a cheap floozy for the sake of a joke? You betcha! Taking note from Steinem's 1963 article in which she went undercover as a cocktail waitress at the Playboy Club in Manhattan, we suggest just dressing up as....Wow. You ladies are already on top of it!