Pepe Billete's No-Shit Political Forecast: Super Tuesday Edition

Ben Carson on being black, Marco Rubio vs. Donald Trump as a video game, and Chris Christie as an outer space creature. It's been one helluva week. On this Super Tuesday, when the Donald is preparing to wrap it all up and move to the White House, Pepe Billete spouts...

By Pepe Billete

March 1, 2016

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Ben Carson on being black, Marco Rubio versus Donald Trump as a videogame, and Chris Christie as an outer-space creature.

It's been one helluva week. This Super Tuesday, when the Donald is preparing to wrap it all up and move to the White House, Pepe Billete spouts his distinct brand of boolsheet.

The profane Cuban puppet is considering his own run for the presidency. But keep that under your gorro and ponder tonight's results before they happen.

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