On Your Mark, Get Set, Porn!

Porn has very real roots in male chauvinism. Another large part is based purely on female objectification. And all of it has its foundation in the most basic, primal horn-doggery. But, hot damn, it sure can be fun and arousing. And when something like Exxxotica Miami Beach rolls into the...

By Sebastian del MÃ¡rmol

May 12, 2011

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Porn has very real roots in male chauvinism. Another large part is based purely on female objectification. And all of it has its foundation in the most basic, primal horn-doggery. But, hot damn, it sure can be fun and arousing. And when something like Exxxotica Miami Beach rolls into the Miami Beach Convention Center this Friday through Sunday, you get to experience all that’s lustful and shameful in a single weekend. Trust us, you’ll feel amazed, disgusted, overwhelmed, guilty, horny, and dirty — all at the same time. It’s worth a trip just as a psychological experiment in your own head (and pants). That and the boobies and schlongs, of course. They shan’t be missed. The event is a showcase for the porn industry’s multibillion-dollar economic engine. Just look at the robust lineup of talent and activities sure to titillate and, believe it or not, educate. Star guests include Ron Jeremy, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, Capri Anderson, and Erica Lynne. Friday, things get going with the Everything You Want to Know About Porn Q&A Session at 6 p.m., followed by the Pretty Things Peep Show at 8:30 and the Hottest Frat Dude Contest at 10 p.m. Saturday also will be chock full of cock and vag, with the Best of Show Tattoo Contest at 5 p.m. and 2 Live Crew performing at 9. And on the Sabbath, behold the Ms. Exxxotica Competition at 5 p.m.
Fri., May 20, 4 p.m.; May 21-22, noon, 2011

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