Hello, Kitty:
My friends and family tease me about it, and I dont deny it Im a bona fide party girl. I go out at least five or six nights a week and always drink and drug a little more than a lady should. But thats not my problem. My problem is that Im a single girl and I havent had sex in months. Its not that I dont meet hot guys; they holla at me all the time in the clubs. And its not that Im not horny as hell (especially after I get a couple of shots of vodka in me); its just that I dont want to screw some lame ass. I dont want to waste my time with small penises, bad strokers, or any of the other bull that will deter me from getting off. Is there a way I can test a guy out before I get intimate with him?
Privue Dix
Hey, Privue:
Short of grabbing his penis and/or asking him to bump and grind the air as if his life depended on it, there are a few things you can do to test your potential jump-off. Since you meet these dudes in clubs, you might already know one of his previous lays; if so, subtly ask her about prospects in the sack. But beware. She might give you a proper preview, or she might sabotage the dude hoping that her hole remains your prospects first choice. Another way to test the water: If a guy can dance, hes good in the sack. So when youre out partying, step back and watch your boy wind his body. If youre really ballsy, wait for the DJ to play Lollipop, join him on the dance floor, and shake your salt shaker against his groin until he starts tromboning. Youll get a good idea of what hes working with.
And of course you can take him home or make love in the club like Usher and actually see his meat and/or let him dry-hump you. But other than that, theres no science to this stuff. You can never really tell if a dude is going to be good until he gets inside. So youre going to have to either keep using the trial-and-error approach or buy yourself a dildo and do it yourself. Good luck! Meow.
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