G-String Theory

Seriously, guys, there’s more to life than donk Chevys on 30-inch rims. There are also hot girls, muscle cars, custom bikes, and luxury whips with built-in Jacuzzis. This Friday, the people who brought you Car Warz, Sinbad Sports, and Klutch Customs are inviting you and all of their celebrity friends...

By Jacob Katel

July 16, 2009

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Seriously, guys, there’s more to life than donk Chevys on 30-inch rims. There are also hot girls, muscle cars, custom bikes, and luxury whips with built-in Jacuzzis.

This Friday, the people who brought you Car Warz, Sinbad Sports, and Klutch Customs are inviting you and all of their celebrity friends to the Miami Beach Convention Center for the Stunt N Shine Car, Bike & Truck Show. Sinbad says he’s pulling out all the stops for this one and calling every famous homey in his phonebook. So prepare for familiar faces, more chrome than you can shake a string bikini at, and more rubber than you’d find in Wilt Chamberlain’s wastebasket. General admission costs $20; and thugs ages 10 and under get in for only ten dollars. Another five bucks enters you in the Xbox 360 tournament. High-profile local DJs will provide the sounds. The event runs from 12:30 to 6:30 p.m.
Fri., July 17, 12:30-6:30 p.m., 2009

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