Hello Monday. We didn't miss you. Not one bit. And frankly, now that you're back in our lives for yet another week, we kinda want to give you a wedgie and pull your shirt over your head. You're the unpopular, douchbaggy kid that tattled on us in middle school every time we tried to chew gum or pass a note to our crush.
But without you, there wouldn't be a Sunday, and we live for Sundays, so we'll give you a pass. No promises for next time. To get us all through this most shittacular day of the week, we've rounded up some free adventures for the next five days. This is how we'll survive until the love of our lives, Friday, comes back around.
Monday
- Tour of Adrienne Arsht Center: Check out Miami's architectural hottie, inside and out. She's got some pretty curves and droolworthy assets, this one.
Wednesday
- Opening Night Reception for New Art in the New Year: Basel was almost two months ago, so for the art-starved, the Gables is the newest place to meet our cultural quotas.
- Miami-Dade County International Trade Show: Get your network on, eat hors d' oeuvres and maybe, just maybe, find a date for the weekend.
Thursday
- Yelp's Streetopia:If there's one thing Yelpers know, it's how to party. So you don't wanna miss this annual mega-bash for Miami's exponentially expanding Yelp community. No promises you'll get in, but at least you can give the waitlist a go.
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