Is it just us, or did November sneak up like a manic Tweet by Amanda Bynes? Seems like just yesterday we had a Memorial Day hangover.
But we're really not complaining. After all, fall and winter are where it's at in South Florida. Free food, free booze and tons of out-of-town hotties to choose from for the next four months or so. On that note, here's your lineup of free stuff to do this week. Enjoy.
Monday
Hunger Games cast at UM Bank United Center: Before you wet your pants, no, it's not Jennifer Lawrence or Liam Helmsworth. BUT, other cast members will be on site answering geeky questions and penning autographs for fans.
See also: Hunger Games National Victory Tour Brings Jena Malone, Alan Ritchson to Miami
Wednesday
Live music at Bayside Marketplace: Now's the time to squeeze in as much outdoor time as possible. So listen to some tunes and soak up the >100% humidity.
Free legal advice via phone: This is Miami, and many of our fine citizens have had run ins with the law from time to time. If you're one of said civil disobedients, you can call in for some free wisdom from a few good bloodsucks (aka lawyers).
Thursday
Tech Summit & Holiday Bash at Marlins Park: If you're a total tech geek, make the trek and find all kinds of new ways to waste your money on the hottest new toys. Plus, food and booze.
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